wherebouts

Not Republican

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

It’s going to own so hard when the GOP drops the really brutal shit in the Platner Files in October, he loses by 10, and leftoids pretend they did nothing wrong and are the future of the Democratic Party because they got some retards in New York elected via low turnout primaries

[malky @malkyyyyy]

everyone knows it turns the nasty jagged staircase digital wave that hurts your ears into a perfect smooth rounded wave that caresses your ears

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Free speech! Free speech! Free speech! Free sp-oh.

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

The only reason these companies had to stop oil spills is because activists pushed for legislation dipshit

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Why is his desk backwards? Never seen one? 🤣

Tool.

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Tbh can’t blame voters for taking it literally

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

This might still be my favourite logic joke of all time

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People who say “I can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing religious freedom.

People who say “You can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing authoritarianism.

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Just think, 250 years on, what the founders would see if they visited us today.

But wait, they would see that slavery had been abolished. They would see that Americans without land, and then women, and then the descendants of slaves had secured voting rights.

They would see that our science and discovery propelled human knowledge to unimaginable heights and that those thirteen colonies had grown into a superpower that defeated the Nazis and Communism.

They'd see a pluralist democracy, people of all colors descended from every point on Earth, stitched together out of many nations into one.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

This is a Washington style desk. There are drawers on the guest side. You can still purchase them at places that specialize in traditional American furnishings.

[John Aziz @aziz0nomics]

You: "I am a communist. Seize the means of production . Ukraine is part of Russia. Death to all Israelis."

Me: "Wow, that sounds a bit crazy, I don't support your ideas at all."

You: "WTF do you mean? I only want to give everyone free healthcare. I am a smol bean."

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The sun may have set but the overnight heat is still dangerous.

Do not sleep in a sweltering room. If you’ve lost power or the heat is too much, we have opened up overnight cooling centers where you can spend the night safely.

Visit https://t.co/H15g2T3qWX or call 311 to find an overnight location.

Call 911 immediately if you or someone you know shows signs of heat illness.

Check on your neighbors. We’ll only get through this heat wave together.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I am heartbroken by the death of Tibetan activist Lobga Rangzen outside the United Nations. No one should feel that such a desperate act is the only way to make the world listen.

New York stands for the dignity and human rights of all people. We mourn this tragic loss and extend our deepest condolences to his loved ones and the Tibetan community across our City.

[silvenah⛓️💜 @silvenaah]

I usually avoid talking about this stuff. But in 12th grade my bestfriend was hit by a car in a parking lot just like this. She was paralyzed. Her name was Emilee.

The person was adjusting the GPS mounted on their dashboard. They weren’t even going very fast, you don’t have to be for this behavior to be irreversibly dangerous. Em had a full ride college scholarship from playing volleyball. She liked to ride horses. She didn’t get to dance at prom. She ended up taking her own life.

I know Emily doesn’t mean to put people at risk. Doesn’t need to be berated online. Probably means it when they say they’ll do better. It just takes a second for everything to change. For something catastrophic to happen.

If you’re still reading my TedTalk, please don’t drive distracted. For your safety and others.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I’ll keep calling it out: giant corporations are manipulating the market to jack up prices.

[Gunnery Sergeant Kabar @GnySgtKabar]

hands down my favorite Jackass bit

[wherebouts @HuHummus]

@skscartoon bait or mental retardation?

[wherebouts @HuHummus]

@applejuice6874 @anotora_ @atlanticesque How is this one not plausible.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Reminder that George W. Bush, a guy famously considered an idiot, read up to 100 books a year *as president*