Hubert Archibald IV

420 lbs | Wesleyan Football ‘29 | Gay for @wendych53556774

[Hubert Archibald IV @HubertArch123]

Blessed to announce my commitment to play college football at Wesleyan University. Thanks to my family friends coaches and especially the Wesleyan Staff. Sorry to Louisiana Community Community Christian College for the de-commitment. Bidness is Bidness. #rollcards

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@wendych53556774 Guess I’m a 16 year old boy #OGISMYDADDY

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I wonder how many times I’ve died in fuck, marry, kill

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Pretty sure my homeboys would pregame my funeral.

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@theguyvb Kyries never been forced to play without his left so I gotta give this one to Hansel.

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@theguyvb Me and my friend @wendych53556774 have this. Does this rule apply to us too?

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I’m such a chud

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For what the monkey considers business the horse considers play.

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It’s fucked up how there’s like 1000 Christmas songs but only 1 song about the boys being back in town

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Goals for blackout Wednesday:

1. Drink 1 million beers
2. Put up 1 million shots
3. Have atleast 1 shot land (🙏)
4. Lots of bag
5. 34 hits of someone elses cart
6. Get in a fight (win)
7. Blackout on a floor somewhere
8. Wakeup with raging hangxiety
9. Run it back next year

[Hubert Archibald IV @HubertArch123]

@wendych53556774 Can I womp and drive there?

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Blessed to be teamed up with my guy @curtisedwards07

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Two reasons I don’t give money to homeless people

1. They would spend it on alcohol

2. I want to spend it on alcohol

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She fuckin with the motion

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Cooked

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Day 3 on campus. Where can I buy a gun?

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@NYBearsBaseball @DillonSchm1dt @HamCollBaseball @WRWBL Is this Shohei Ohtani?

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@theguyvb @_dylanlonergan This might not be the one

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Everytime I stand up my dog be getting excited af. He understands that I’m a straight shooter who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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I got a strange feeling a black dildo is next up #wnba

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@wendych53556774 75 and sunny there rn Steve got the right idea