2x Runner-up for Georgian Governor. Proud Mayor and citizen of Covington, GA. Will be campaigning in 2020 for the U.S. Presidential race with @NarniganHarold
@HALCWW The weather channel is just more fake news! Boys like you are what make me feel extra special inside, knowing the youth isn't brainwashed by these biased maniacs on television. @NarniganHarold#HawkinsNarnigan2020
@SawyerGibraltar @d_hopperfield He wanted to blame me for "stealing" it, when in reality I got it completely legally through my Nepali Acquisition team, led by my dear friend, Tilanjal Acaharya, the first man to scale Everest without any legs!
@SawyerGibraltar That was @d_hopperfield who wrote that. It was back when my stepsibling, Stefan Edberg, beat his brother, Desheen Hopperfield, in the 91' U.S. Tennis Open! He's been out to get me ever since.
@SawyerGibraltar I'll pay you once my welfare check comes in the mail at the end of the month. If I paid you now, I'd have to sell my vintage Sinanju figurine from Gundam, the anime which I produce for my parapalegic son!
@marqueesferd@SawyerGibraltar The one that shows our country's kids that honesty always triumphs. That "Death Star" piece was just old scrap metal- I bet it wasn't even from the original one!
@SawyerGibraltar Denial? If I paid you that would make me financially bankrupt by $2. Those Mongolian tradesmen gypped me for $319,000 after they promised that metal plate was from the real Death Star!
@SawyerGibraltar Tatjana Hüfner was cheated of that medal, and you know it! I will be purchasing that drone with the money YOU give me this weekend actually.
@SawyerGibraltar@mayorrandallb It sure was important to me! 2005 was the year I lost the mayoral race to @mayorrandallb's brother, Bobby Boyington. I had to prove myself again to the great people of Covington!