Duckspeak Quackster

"Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by malice." Lanhan's Razor "Truck Fump!" Pastor William Archibald Spooner

[Duckspeak Quackster @HucksterDucker]

No more ducking behind closed doors. Time to put on my big duck pants and waddle my feet back to the Web.

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When #Oregonstandoff broke I worked in SD, but noted my co's PDX office was a block from MultCo Cthouse. Now I'm in PDX & THIS IS AWESOME!!!

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With no other info, you can surmise that the climax is the white man violently defeating this black man to reclaim his masculinity.

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Southpaw: Liberal Hollywood in 2015. In the Act I plot point, a black man emasculates a white man by threatening to take his wife.

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@NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp Can we please get a default zoom button on the map?

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@TheSilphRoad Emergency: I just caught a Bayleef & got 5 Chikorita candy. Any confirmations of this sort out there?

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I'll continue to rest up & hopefully be back to inciting revolution soon cuz it is kind of fun when I don't let it get to me.

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That said, I'm still way too easily triggered by politics in general & the Regime specifically right now, so I won't be back this week.

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I popped in due to Pokemon Go Gen 2 release, so I thought I'd update! My Twitter break is going well. My stress level is way down.

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This duck is on vacay before he says something not protected by 1A. He's taking some time to focus on himself & his family.

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@southlandsox Malia? I know! They made her work a minimum wage job & everything so that she'd learn to be humble!

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@sarahkendzior It's better this way. Gives them a Reichstag in a state T wants most to clamp down on anyway.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The right side of history:
Coretta Scott King
- or -
Mitch McConnell.

#ByeMitch 👋

[Andrea Chalupa @AndreaChalupa]

Steve Bannon believes the apocalypse is coming and war is inevitable https://t.co/dhTmAO9XOl via @HuffPostPol

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No wonder I've suddenly found myself so fervently a separatist this past year. Sorry I got ruminative on your timeline.

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I'm one branch from truly believing the US to be a failed state & my faith in that branch is shaken, come to find out.

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My faith in Congress was shaken c1997 & lost by 2002. My faith in the Executive was shaken c2004 & lost by 2014ish.

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I didn't realize until just now my faith in the Courts was shaken. I wonder when it happened? I wonder if it will come back?

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that there are 1-2 Circuits that will refuse to follow SCOTUS Precedent & throw the whole thing back into disarray.

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@Anonymaustrap This will almost certainly pass. US Congress is a failed entity. I worry the US Courts have reached such a point of failure