Hudibrastic

Dr. Seuss was a god; I proudly acclaim him. He may be dead now but you really can’t blame him.

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I think that I shall never see
A tweet as lovely as a tree.
A tree's grace stretches toward the skies;
A tweet just has likes (and replies).
A tree, if cut, still's not deleted
Unlike the prior crap I've tweeted.

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@DocAtCDI Stevie Wonder in a suit of armor eating french fries

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@mariana057 Look at the mess you’ve made of that bone!

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@DocAtCDI I don’t know, I might arbor a grudge. Axe me later.

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@SchmuckOnAHorse You have a wry sense of humor.

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@hopfner_john @BobGolen I don’t believe you read the instructions.

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@MadHatterMommy I don’t kno

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@BobGolen So, another two guys check in and the clerk charges them $30. Then he remembers the $25 special again and gives the bellboy another $5 to refund. He gives them each $1. So now they paid $28 plus the $3 he kept =$31. There’s your dollar.

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@bustelo4babies @dimestorec0wgrl Where was the last place you had it?

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@SchmuckOnAHorse But I’m sure your dog appreciated you licking his balls

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@HeresCunty @jayforeman Thank you! And thanks for the challenge. I really appreciate that you considered me.

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@HeresCunty @jayforeman And the conclusion (I promise)

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@jayforeman Second verse:

French fries will now be US fries
Cuba will give us a deed
New York will now be the Sole York
But New Jersey- that we don’t need!

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@HeresCunty @jayforeman A bit more

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@jayforeman Chorus:

And if that’s too banal
We want that nice canal
And we will put that big ol’ gulf in our name.
From Rome to Amsterdam,
“Ugly American”
Will never ever ever be the same!

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

Challenge…

Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.

* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit

GO!

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@HeresCunty @jayforeman Thank you!

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@HeresCunty @jayforeman Challenge accepted!

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@jayforeman Second verse:

French fries will now be US fries
Cuba will give us a deed
New York will now be the Sole York
But New Jersey- that we don’t need!

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@jayforeman Chorus:

And if that’s too banal
We want that nice canal
And we will put that big ol’ gulf in our name.
From Rome to Amsterdam,
“Ugly American”
Will never ever ever be the same!

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@HeresCunty @jayforeman 😮

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@sweetmomissa @huge_mclarge @naughtywriter2 @bartandsoul @BobDeluxe @Grommit56 @zebrasyndicate Thank you! I’m glad you see us as souls… Wait. That doesn’t sound right.