Michael Oxlong, J.D.

B.S. in Agricultural Science University of Nebraska ‘08 | PBR drinker | Friends call me Mike, ladies call me anytime

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

Sometimes I can’t tell if my neighbor who does not speak English is super passionate about video games or super abusive to his girlfriend. Or both.

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

@aidannonx Last editorial published in March, one of the 3 featured authors on the site is that one porn addict.

Next Daily Wire?

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

If a rando nurse practitioner can bilk our government for nearly a billion dollars, I think it’s safe to say we’ve probably lost trillions over the lifespan of these social welfare programs.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

13 years since the murder of Lee Rigby. This should've been the last straw for England:

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

Can he swim?

[New York Post @nypost]

Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules https://t.co/Q9Ga8og8y8

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

My company has recently outsourced our tech support to France.

Having a French woman’s voice on the phone guide me through resetting my password is lightyears better than trying to understand a “Gurpreet”

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

Teen Pregnancy. Scary words.

Always a mark of lowered status, it was considered a scourge. Our health class watched much propaganda telling us not to fuck. We didn’t even raise baby dolls.

And now the world has fewer children.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Third world communists are the enemy. They've taken over our greatest American city. They're taking over one of our two major political parties. They hate this country. They hate white people. They hate our heritage and traditions. This is the fight. Get in the game or go away.

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

Chicago has the suburb game on lock. The hell that is the city has led to the birth of the most beautiful suburbs you’ll see

[bronzebust @bronzebust]

Suburbs discourse is totally deranged because when some people say "suburb", they mean Glen Ellyn, IL—amazingly walkable, rich, beautiful, cultured, etc.

Other people say "suburb" and they mean Texas McMansion hellscape.

Absolutely no comparison between the two.

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

@realMaalouf

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@CoachMikeElder The Irish come here and serve us drinks as well. J1 visa exchange program

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

The 48th President.

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

@coldhealing lurvay obby dobby

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@CristusVictor He’s our guy.

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@Howlingmutant0 Are we sure that isn’t an FtM troon

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Subsidizing your daughter’s yuppie life in the big city is a status symbol akin to subsidizing your wife’s money-sink boutique store

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Reform have today said they want the worst rape gang offenders to 'face whole-life sentences'.

Weak. They must be put to death.

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

Grounds for a revolt. What solution can honestly solve this or make up for it? Just burn it down. St Patrick himself couldn’t rid that island of the snakes now

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

Her daughter was being regularly gang raped by pakis and the police's response was:

"You should just be glad your child is being taught a different culture"

Heads must roll.

[Michael Oxlong, J.D. @HuffingPaint69]

@EvilKeaton I always took this to be sort of the point of The Office. Everyone there is a loser in a way, but even the losers win