Hug Dealer

Professional Hug Dealer 🫂 | Chelsea till I die 💙 | Meme connoisseur | Politics enjoyer

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

If you're new here:
- Mombasa guy who deals hugs, not drama
- Chelsea FC till the deathbed 💙
- Kenyan politics watcher

I talk football and roast politicians.

If you're Chelsea or just Kenyan Twitter chaos, tap follow. Let's build.

Drop your wildest politics story below 👇

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Finally somebody else saw it.

[Tèmiloluwa• @olaasunkanmiii]

@guzu_p *above her knees idolo.

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Follow the leader... Tunaenda hadi blue estate ama? 🤣🤣

[Josefu @KiembeniKE]

Hio team ya spain nilikua naisupport juu ya Cucurella na sahii si wa chelsea tena, acha nihame team 🥲

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Somebody explain why I see 'sober' tweets when I'm sober and 'high' tweets when I'm high? 🤔🤔

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@iamsiwel Huyu kama hayuko Bamburi ako Pangani.

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@flyaiko78 Ian hana...

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Fake followers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

WE HIT HALF A BILLION SUBSCRIBERS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Kenya has never lost a match in WC ☺️

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Either his team said "Attack the Kenyans, that backlash will get you the numbers" or that was very stupid.

[Eazy_E @EazyE_InDeHouse]

@WelBeast Keyboard warrior for nothing. Your Kenya Senior Football team has never qualified for the world cup. South Africa has been at the FIFA world cup four times.

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@onlywoodlands Leta pic ya kitemeo kama si sabuni.

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@SomoinaKapeen @Bookten8 amesema "I wish I met you earlier"

[Lloyd Sr. @powerman1954]

@GOP_is_Gutless The war will be over in a couple of days, grab a pussy guy will do or say anything to hide the Epstein files

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Kindly let me see how vulnerable you are... Ignore the kindly. Come here!!

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

I’m slightly used and vulnerable

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@SamuelAtandi is that corner too tight?

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

You used to claim that Hon. Ndindi Nyoro had delivered massive development in his constituency because he allegedly had influence over bigger allocations.

Now let me ask you plainly, by that same standard you were using then, how much tarmac have you actually delivered for your own people? And how many schools have you upgraded with cabros, classrooms, or even basic infrastructure that can be pointed at without excuses?

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@iLnico4real Akisimama you will have an even harder time understanding.

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Well then...

[shagun 🪩 @blurandblack]

i think boobs are too beautiful to be kept under clothes

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Rephrase it to "women are smart, anaeza cheat na usijue" and they will all agree with you.

[Medulla of Lang'ata @Ian_yuko_tu]

Kama umewahi kula bibi/dem ya mtu you understand how sneaky women can be.

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Ukiskiza lyrics alafu ucheki background. 🤔🤔

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

👀

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

"Slow down teacher, you have come too much." 🤣🤣

[George Macharia🎋🇰🇪 @GeorgeMachari19]

@ankolegarl @HalimaNorms1 May you get pregnant🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good night anyway

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

Females act like we didn't lose the love of our life four girls ago.

[Bettie Jay🥰 @ColdGir44831881]

I'm not a woman you put on a pause while you test the waters elsewhere.if you have to risk losing me to realize my value,then respectfully...lose me🥹

[Hug Dealer @HugDealer001]

@SomoinaKapeen Whoever did that mirror. 👏👏