☆ epic man ♡

in/cel i love cum and nintendo games

[Quentin Scobie @quentinscobie]

UK should 1000 year lease Falklands to Argentina, sell Guernsey and Jersey to France. Night of Long Knives the Ulster Unionists. Sell Wales to Iceland. Scotland to Denmark. Cornwall to Jamaica. Then... launch every last Trident warhead at itself.

[James @exhaustdata]

UFO stuff aside, some of this footage is kinda beautiful

[☆ epic man ♡ @HugePanini]

i love their kebab shops yum yum!

[☆ epic man ♡ @HugePanini]

they have such funny hats

[dylan 🦢🇦🇷 @dylanscfc_]

Just found out my 84 year old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow👍🏼

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Keep ya dogs safe today.

[Callum - King Of Toast @CallumAdams69]

Po. O
I

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

A Retardio whale just bought $4,000 of dogshit

[𓃵 𐢀 @Jahi1iya]

Syrian rebel exploring Assad’s tunnels:
“I feel like I am playing Half-Life” 💀💀

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Just imagine if a car does Mach 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 on the autobahn in Germany

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I did not cause a global stock market crash at all

[The Reticent Racunteur @LiamBeUponYe]

In the Court of the Burger King

[☆ epic man ♡ @HugePanini]

@ianmiles @Culture_Crit since when is Rome in Malaysia Ian?

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

“Here’s trouble”
“They’ll let anyone in here these days”
“Go and buy us a pint there lad”

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

Me to the waiter when he serves my plate first