Hugh “Toad Touches My Balls” Jastic

sports analyst & reporter & junkie | RDFL

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

@monalottcheer69 @HawaiiFootball plz find her and have her turn in my resume

[Hawaii Football @HawaiiFootball]

@RobinBanks666 @monalottcheer69 Brah you can just send your resume in now! What you waitin on ya?!?

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

@HawaiiFootball @monalottcheer69 don’t tempt me w/o the ability to relocate me okay?? 🥺😭

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

ask @ColeHunter520 bout me? 🤷‍♀️👀

[Hawaii Football @HawaiiFootball]

@RobinBanks666 @monalottcheer69 Depends on if you’re worth it or not. 🤷‍♂️ Impress us!

[Grayson Mitchell 〽️ @GraysonMitch14]

You should try to impress him tbh

[Hugh “Toad Touches My Balls” Jastic @HughJastic]

come look at his hot ass #onlyfans

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

should you go subscribe to my onlyfans so I can have enough money to shower my gf in by the time she gets home from hawaii next week?

yes, yes u should 🌺💕🍑

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[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

should you go subscribe to my onlyfans so I can have enough money to shower my gf in by the time she gets home from hawaii next week?

yes, yes u should 🌺💕🍑

https://t.co/FK9xNeCE8b

[Toad @Toxic_Toad]

Hardcore porn implies the existence of Midwest emo porn

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

ok ok ok ok

hear me out

do any of y’all know anybody who owns a home/property in Whitefish/Kalispell, MT and is willing to start renting?

if so lemme know 💕🤙🏻

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

ur in her dms, im in her bedroom crying because i shitted in her bed while i was sleeping bc my tummy hurt. we are not the same

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

LMFAOOOOO the Canadian says as his country continues to human trafficking it’s indigenous ppl

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

why are the @Jaguars gaslighting me?

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

where you from, but just tell us the radio station you’d bug ur parents to play as soon as you got in the car:

I’ll go first

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

choose ur fighter:

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

guys I woke up to the gf feeling sick asf 🤮🤧😷

I asked her how she knew and she just got up, grabbed my board and did a treflip in our bedroom

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

plz keep her in ur thoughts and prayers

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

fuck ur zodiac, who’s the first QB you pretended you were while playing pick up football?

[robin banks @RobinBanks666]

i s2g if the weed is bad down here in miami @BlackWilliams99, ur grounded.

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#ItsAllAboutTheU #gocanes