Esya

I'm like 4 feet below Rock Bottom these days.

[OutbackOtaku @OtakuOutback]

At this rate Green Goblin’s gonna get added to the game and be like ‘Ahh Luna Snow. Your music got me through my son’s death.’

[Esya @HughJebols]

@Shaggnar The big man would walk 20 miles for a quaalude

[Shaggnar @Shaggnar]

They did it for you big man
They brought back the Quaaludes

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

in retrospect it’s mindblowing that this predates ai

[LowTierRog Daily @lowtierrogdaily]

The timer has been updated to match the exact time Dale will be a failure by his own words!
Join us tomorrow

Sunday

9:17 PM Pacific Time
11:17 PM Central Time
12:17 AM Eastern Time
1:17 PM Japan Time

The Rogture is upon us everyone.

[venrure sweaty pits @mokacc1no]

Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms
Patient: can't wait till I get home and play Mauga
House:

[Esya @HughJebols]

@keicuatro @lukarizzi I accidentally turned it on when I first started playing Minecraft and didn’t know how to turn it off so now I play every game with invert mouse

[cory barlog fan² 🇵🇸 @squarednation_]

God of War

Odin’s manipulation of events throughout 2018 and Ragnarök 🧵

[Esya @HughJebols]

@SLOplays If I went from being stuck in orbs for hundreds of years to getting to stretch my legs every year and also been brought back to life by the same people I’d throw in some extras too

[Jeff “BD” Henderson @JeffHenderson00]

May have to evacuate my house after this one. #holdontight

[💚🇨🇩 @diorfraud]

when 80% of ya friends don't play fighting games anymore so now u subjected to play against niggas online who don't have anything to live for

[Esya @HughJebols]

@Akihito_1102 After the hype of the moment fades it just seems weird he’s able to stop it at all

[Esya @HughJebols]

@Nagato890 Third, if my two options for an afterlife in the bleach universe are get tortured forever or probably never see my loved ones again then I guess I’ll pick option B, but I think it’s reasonable to be upset at the concept of living in a shack and not seeing my family again.

[Esya @HughJebols]

@Nagato890 Alright I guess a lot to go at here but

First, I’m going to assume you misread my post and thought I was shitting on bleach for some reason?

Second, the entire premise of the joke is exactly what you just explained except adding the guy who dies in universe wouldn’t know that +

[Esya @HughJebols]

@Nagato890 300 years after my death the most evil scientist to ever exist dressed like a pharaoh says there’s an imbalance of souls

[Esya @HughJebols]

@Nagato890 Me on my deathbed ready to see my family again and find out I’m put in section 8 housing 8000 ri from my wife and parents

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

the most relatable part of baldurs gate 3 to the dm experience is coming up with a character name you think sounds badass and intriguing and then realizing far too late that her name can be shortened to shart

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Carrie Fisher shot by Brian Griffin on the set of Return Of The Jedi, 1982

[Esya @HughJebols]

@soncharm There’s alot of things I would change about the prequels (anakins age and the length of the clone war specifically) but you basically just turned Anakin into Luke