Paul Hughes

Author/physiologist/former squash pro/Married to lovely Irish lady/1 cat. All book proceeds go to charity. Despair at how Brexit has enabled racists.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day!

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

"I switched all the labels on my wife's Spice Rack.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin."

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

@MustafaCharts 5

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

This is Trump’s Watergate.

Today, the @nytimes released a truly stunning report on the Epstein cover-up by the White House. 

Collusion, breaking the law, evading subpoenas—it’s all in there:
- Trump quashing the files
- The VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluding in the Situation Room to stop their release and compliance
- Officials lying to the public 
- Admin in-fighting and exits
- Officials who appeared in front of Congress during this time

Read the report here: https://t.co/prgyF2Isfg

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Love this ai

[Pseudo Nym @SudoNym25]

The Epstein World Cup is about to kick off soon and the new promo dropped

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[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Since Trump..

Ebola is back.
Whooping cough is back.
Measles is back.
Inflation is back.
Screw worm is back.
High gas prices is back.
Low wages is back.
Bigotry is back.
Hate is back.
Blatant lying is back.
Corruption is back.

I just want life under a sane president back..

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Strange isn't how Elon Musk told everyone to mark this post, then he deleted it.

Must have been a mistake.

Let me repost it for him.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

I feel so tired every time I meet you... Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes I can't find the way out.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

It's a good thing farts aren't "contagious" like yawns.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

I watched a documentary on LSD last night, it really changed my perception.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come!

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.

[Paul Hughes @HughesPaulT]

I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.