Shafika

📍NY

[tutufrommars👾💜 @tutus_cool]

The idea of going to hell because I touched my pussy is hilarious

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

Dear future husband, Today sucked. I miss you.

Love
Your future wife
P.S. come home already

[sage of six bands @khay_szn]

eating at my favorite restaurant and there's free drinks ?? c'mon man

[miia @miiagarro]

turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma.. so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. moral of the story? throw the fuckin chair girl. it's preventative medicine

[Quin 🧡 @Quindraaaa]

I love a ngga tht grabs my ass with both hands like a burger

[briana ☪︎ @xbrianaax]

going out for dinner and drinks then coming home to have insanely passionate sex would cure me

[miia @miiagarro]

all boys do
is ask wyd
lie
play in your face
lust over you
ghost you out of nowhere

[savvy pleb @savvypleb]

my worst fear is ending up with a man that finds stuff like this funny

[laure⚢🧡🤍🩷 @laurmichap]

when a man says “I’m a lesbian too”

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I actually love the concept that the right person won’t be intimidated by your depth, standards or boundaries. they’ll meet you there.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If raping and assaulting women and children isn't a deal breaker for you, take that fucking cross off your neck.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

may you attract a peaceful non-avoidant lover with high sex drive.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Colman Domingo goes OFF on Elon Musk over his plans to create a “historically accurate” AI version of The Odyssey 😭👀

“Now Elon Musk is planning to create what he calls a ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey using his Grok AI. And by ‘historically accurate,’ he means whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel.”

“You can’t make a historically accurate version of something that is totally made the f*** up. The Odyssey is fiction… like The Hunger Games, or the president’s cognitive exams.”

“Doesn’t Elon Musk have better things to do? Wasn’t this b-tch supposed to be on Mars by now?” 💀

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

My kink is when people find out i meant every word I said.

[THEREAL1P. @_1pmarie]

you can attack my reaction all you want to.. it still don’t change the fact that the shit you pulled is the reason we here!

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

Men are so afraid of being used. Being used for WHAT? Money you don’t have? Time you don’t give? Emotional safety you know nothing about??