I trot off on holiday, get stuck in a rainforest and not one bugger comes to help me. 4 years it took to find my way out. FOUR! It's going to take a lot of reupholstering to get that spider monkey poo out of my cushion…
@booshouse@hughlaurie I’ll have you know that I’ve been nothing short of respectable and well behaved in my lockdown bubble! 🙄 Happy New Year to you Boo! Let’s hope 2021 gets us all back on track.
WHAT? EH? Well that just woke this stool up from it’s Sunday evening snooze. Is it time to dust down the upholstery? Do I need to get match fit? I’m not panicking....shall I get a new outfit? Oh my......😱😱😱
@QG4th Indeed it does. Focus on the good folks and the impending festivities.
That said, anyone comes near trying to wrap tinsel around my cushion they will get a tassel round the face 😁
Let’s all take a beat & internalize this quote from the transcendent James Baldwin: “I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.”