Hugo

[Hugo @HugoFGDias]

"If I don't listen to my imaginary friend,why the fuck should I listen to yours?"-Elliot Alderson,Mr Robot

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

Southern Europeans are very good at relaxing but they don’t know how to work. Northern Europeans are very good at working but they don’t know how to relax. Eastern Europeans aren’t good at anything.

[Portus Cale @lusoarchive]

Despite our flag being red and green, I think the most Portuguese colors are actually blue and white. They’re everywhere.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Marco Rubio: "Iran could be the richest country in the Middle East if they trust United States."

🇮🇷 Abbas Araghchi: "Look how prosperous Syria, Afghanistan, and Iraq became after they trusted the United States."🔥🔥😂

No one exposes Marco Rubio better than Araghchi 👏

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[El Dui @elduuuui]

Nos vemos en el 2030

[Odeio futebol @ilovemen9998]

A quantidade de adultos que vejo a gozar com jovens insatisfeitos com o estado do país, para depois esses mesmos indivíduos reclamarem dias depois que a juventude está toda a sair de Portugal. Vocês merecem o país que têm e oxalá morram todos na miséria que desejam aos outros.

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

White Boy Summer

[Rosco | 👞❤️ @RoscoTheChamp]

man what the fuck are you talking about

[De Niro @AJDeniro]

This nigga looks like he would come 13th in a Vinicius Júnior lookalike contest😭

[Mafalda Anjos @manjos]

Ministro mantém taxa de 25 euros para pedido de reapreciação de exames. Se os alunos a pedirem em 30% das provas, o Ministério teria uma receita simpática de 2,3 milhões. São, portanto, as famílias que vão financiar a gestão da incompetência e pagar a Deloitte e as horas extra.

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

İspanyol Siyasetçi Ione Belarra:

— ​“Önce Filistin, Lübnan, Suriye ve Yemen’e saldırdılar; sonra Venezuela ve Küba’ya, şimdi de İran’a.”

— ​“ABD ve İsrail, insanlığın önündeki en büyük tehdittir.”

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

🇪🇸🇮🇱Spanish fans were seen stepping on an Israeli flag while celebrating their 2026 World Cup victory.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network have edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.

[adiba @780613]

just unserious

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

Wayne Rooney:

"My favourite part of the time-time show was when it was finished. I thought it was crap."

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Life comes at you fast.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸