TheCurtainGuy

A pragmatic ambivert, Interiors Specialist, critic, iSellCurtains, hot and cold. Retweets don't mean endorsements.

[TheCurtainGuy @Hugogenius]

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[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

One APC data girl just delivered herself into the hands of Obidients and they're roasting her like Portharcourt bole. 😂

This girl went and dug out a state document under Peter Obi's tenure in Anambra during 2009.

And she started attacking Obi because in the document there were expenses under "Her Excellency."

According to her if Obi didn't recognize First Lady, how manage did the state record expenses under "Her Excellency."

Well, she didn't know that Obi's deputy during 2009 was a female and was addressed as "Her Excellency."

And Obidients are now sparing no effort in teaching the APC data girl history. 😂

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Football fans may not agree on everything, but we can agree on one thing. It's called FOOTBALL.

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

you don land where dem no use sharia law stabilize country… i wonder how afghanistan no cross your mind.

[Joshua 🐐 @Joshdaboi_0017]

@0moyeh Dem be illiterates dem no sabi anything make dem sha Dey chop Dey sleep ni

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

She will join him soon.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Na atiku house Kenneth dey sleep now?😂

[Ọmọ Gbàdàmọ́ṣí @INDEED_T]

Kindly repost if you are seeing this the lady in this video is a kidney patient she needs this drug and she can’t find it in Nigeria 🇳🇬

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Youre right and I'll tell you why because I can.

Given the circumstances of his marriage, they expect him to be miserable - as per Nollywood.

They hate that he seemed to cover all bases - prenup, marriage, divorce + custody, removal of his ex as dependant, exoneration from DV claims and he is unapologetically loud.

They don't care about whatever circumstances surrounded the marriage or dissolution just hate the fact that "a cheating gurl took an L".

They hate that they can't troll him for his looks, career, pockets or his ability to pull 10s as he pleases + he is young. So why not zoom in, on his nostrils.

Was he doing too much publicly at some point? Relatively yes.

But I can rationally charge it to two possible factors:

1. He was genuinely also deeply affected by the way the marriage turned out & the repeated public crashout + need for some kind of validation was a necessary step to putting it behind,

2. When a situation puts you on the spotlight for the very first time, a lot of people don't know how to leverage on the overwhelming first round of applause & hang it there - they stretch it until the balance tilts.

These are my honest assessments.

Do these assessments justify the vitriol he's getting from women currently? No.

He seems to be doing well and they hate his guts.

The honest-to-god truth might be that - he might not be doing that well emotionally but he has refused to allow weakness be his public identity and doesn't conform to their definition of "humble".

[Slim @onu_slim]

The Fall of DSTV

DSTV raised its subscription prices three times in two years.

Then it lost 1.4 million Nigerian subscribers in those same two years.

Then it slashed its decoder price by 50% to beg those subscribers to come back.

Some people will call it business strategy but this is a company eating itself alive and wondering why it is hungry.

The numbers are brutal.

MultiChoice lost 2.8 million active subscribers across Africa over two financial years. 1.2 million in 2025 alone. An 8% year on year decline. 

Nigeria accounted for 77% of subscriber losses across all of MultiChoice’s African operations outside South Africa. The Rest of Africa base collapsed from 9.3 million in 2023 to 7.5 million in 2025. 

Nigeria did not just leave DSTV, they buried it and the content is leaving with the subscribers.

BET Africa and MTV Base shut down January 2026. CBS Reality and CBS Justice went December 2025. CNN International, Discovery Channel, Cartoon Network, TNT Africa, Food Network and several others were all at risk of removal. 

A platform charging premium prices while removing the channels people subscribed for is not a product anymore but a subscription to disappointment.

DSTV built its Nigerian dominance on a monopoly with no serious competition for decades. So it did what every monopoly does when it feels untouchable. It raised prices whenever it wanted, reduced value whenever it could, and treated Nigerian subscribers like they had no alternative.

Then Netflix arrived. Then YouTube got faster. Then data became more accessible. Then the naira collapsed and Nigerians had to choose between DSTV and eating.

Omo we chose eating.

MultiChoice responded by cutting decoder prices from N20,000 to N10,000 and launching a promotional campaign called “We Got You”.

“We Got You” from the same company that raised your subscription three times in 24 months, removed your favourite channels, and treated your complaints like background noise.

They did not get you, they lost you and now they are running after you with a discount like an ex who only calls when they realise you moved on.

DSTV is not falling because of Netflix or the economy.

It is falling because it spent twenty years treating Nigerian consumers with contempt and assumed loyalty was the same thing as having no choice.

Nigerians finally got a choice but not MultiChoice

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I really hope those children make it back home to their families. All of them.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

this country is run by idiots on a special level 😭

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

You don't have the energy to do that.

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

[𝓡𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝔁𝓸.💋🪡 @friddah_]

I still can't believe that in the face of famine, the first lady of Nigeria asked us to plant ugwu.

[Ugbede @ugbede_ugbede]

Wicked people always have that particular look, you can't unsee it when my you see it.

[Tim Lee @timjollylee]

Spain have a player who debuted in 2021, scored at the World Cup in 2022, won the Nations League in 2023 and has worked his way back from two major knee surgeries to make the 2026 World Cup squad. Mad to think that that player is only 21 years old.

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

love this job, thanks for watching. 🫂❤️

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Happy birthday, '𝗝𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗼'! 🎂💙❤️

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This woman reports that her little niece was kidnapped last night. She has been appealing to the public to help her share this video incase someone may have seen the little girl.

Please help share this video.
Let’s help find this innocent little baby.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Okhokhugbo