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I don't like to brag, but I managed to leave wet clothes in both the washer *and* the dryer for a couple of days, and I feel that massive failure of executive functioning should be celebrated. π
RT @Rainmaker1973: Parahawking is an activity that combines paragliding with falconry. Birds of prey are trained to fly with paragliders, guiding them to thermals.
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Just scrolling when I learned that my future army of attack hawks is one step closer to reality. π¦
Trying to find audio for Reels, and low-key realizing that most of the audio that depicts my real life (enjoys snacks, perky, likes naps, can be anxious, likes praise) was made for videos of pets. So there's that. πΊπΉπΆπ°
Y'all, the kids...
Sitting at Chicken Salad Chick. A little boy is loudly announcing, "Mommy, I think Chick-fil-A has more money than this place!"
Point taken. ππππ€π₯π΅π΅
TMW you search for a GIF to text your friend, and five minutes later you are still scrolling through options, and ten minutes later you realize your search term was too broad and you live here now. π
Investors, get ready!
Billion $ idea #1: A beauty, skin, and hair care line called "Evil Genius" with fun packaging and products that make users feel like evil scientists. Half the fun of skin care, especially, is feeling like you are mixing up weird chemicals.
#bizidea#beauty
How is it that Benedict Cumberbatch has found time to appear in like half the movies ever, but I am still waiting for the best uninterrupted time to set up my new paper planner? πAh, a Google search of BC tells me he's not on social media. So there's that...
#productivity#humor
Me: Sees especially funny meme
Also me: later describes the meme to my husband in exhaustive detail, rather than simply locating and showing him the meme
Moral of the story: This is why English majors can't have nice things.
#memes#humor#funny#englishmajor#literacy#reader
Does anyone else show love by sharing memes, cat and dog pics, and funny videos? π
I love sending an electronic hug to my friends. It's a way to say, "I'm thinking of you."
If I'm in my 40s and doing this, newer generations may not even need sentences lol.
@sarahandersencomics