Whenever you boss asks you 'What did you do today?'
:
Just say very seriously 'I did what needed to be done'
Then take a very long pause, stare into the distance and say 'Someone had to'
And then walk away.
"look at me im apoorva, i earn in millions, i get to travel the world, im following my passion doing what i love the most, i got a golden retriever boyfriend and best of all i got in nyu and now i live in manhattan wohoo talk about living my dreams" fuck you (happy for her)
can we talk about performative people in the workplace?
people who text at 11 pm at night in the office group just to let others know that they're still working
people who come to office even when they're sick
people who pretend to be working on diwali, holi even family functions