Chocolate Storm 💙

Never learned how to count, cause I’m number 1 #iZPhi🕊️ Psalm 116:11

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@I12sing I don’t…..understand this reference

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I love beetles. Always have. We went on a late night walk last night and beetles were everywhere. I chased my daughter and niece with one every chance I got

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The children sleeping like rocks while I’m slaving away disturbed my peace. So I interrupted theirs

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@I12sing I usually 86 black widows but I never caught one and wanted to see if I could. Then remembered the chirrun were sleeping peacefully

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@I12sing Yup. Just woke them both up to the sight of a black widow in my “spider jar”

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Jiselle finally learned how to ride a bike

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@Lil_MikeMane This is literally my parents but in reverse. My daddy hates that she does this and I side eye her every time 😂

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@tpot84 Now….i like chitlins but this too far. Way too far

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

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I forgot how humid it is out here. Another reason I’ll never move back

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Of course I come the weekend after my class 20 yr reunion

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*Friends. Not Twitter tryina bully me back 🤣 I have more than one, hoe

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My friend keep telling me they’re glad I’m finally realizing I’m a bully. I’ve known forever 😂 I just like playing innocent. Bullies don’t get what they want, the sweet quiet girl does

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I hate this program. I love the program, I hate that I have to process it bc I have no idea what I’m doing and they do NAHT care. They still want it done proficiently

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Bc now I’m going to purposely move slower. Don’t do that. YOU called ME. I have a job to do. I’m already not rushing through bc I need to be sure I’m doing it right

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It’s extremely rude for people to call you (on the job) and then start rushing you as if you’re inconveniencing them..? I’m here all day. If you had things to do, calling at a time that works best for your schedule was always an option

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I’d have to find that pilot. I’m talking hunted down like John Wick came after Theon Greyjoy

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

That's fucking crazy 💀 all this sky & you flew to ME?!

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Minimum

[🇩🇴LU-MOS🇺🇸 @LTFS_LU1334]

We should speak once a day. Even if not for a long time. That going multiple days without speaking is out.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Chocolate Storm 💙 @Hulk_Chas]

I hate when I’m waiting on a call. I’ll have my phone with me. But as soon as I get up without my phone that’s when they call and I miss it. I call back and no answer