Barattiel

Putting the Holy Fire in Firewall. Call me Bart. - Angel of Support. Unfortunately, that now includes tech support. // - #RP #OC

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens Alright..here goes. [chime, click, waiting music]

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens You don’t repay a gift. [evidently smiling on the end of the line] Don’t be too long with it. Good luck, mate!

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens Psssffff. As if there was anyone /else/ that could run 777 bit encryption codes on a thread. [type type type ~ding~ on Aziraphale’s phone] Y’deserve to at least have an answer. That’s a direct line to Metatron and it will only work once so don’t hang up on him, k?

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens [Silence, and then furious typing. When he speaks, the angel is hissing and barely audible]

This’ll come back on me but I don’t bloody well care..come on.../come/ ON....

[Aziraphale’s phone chirps as it’s been reconnected to the network]

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens I..I don’t know. It’s never happened before. Not since we got the new system and went off parchment.

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens I don’t know. [click type type] You’ve been flagged..

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens [Exhales] It says here that your number was on my disconnect list. S’why it was turned off, mate...

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens [A little pause] Ah, Aziraphale, wait, I think I found it.. ah, no..

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens What? What error code? [the sound of typing on his end]

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh [thirty seconds of this] I guess.

So what’d you call Support for anyway, mate?

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens Ah. Yes, there’s talk about the gardner too..not the best reputation.

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens FINE? [hisses quieter] That’s not what I’ve heard! Did you /really/ take down Islington? Because that is [angelic cursing] BRILLIANT, mate!

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens [Checks the caller ID] Aziraphale, have you tried turning itAZIRAPHALE. [whispers] Mate, are you okay?

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens [fourteen rings and the most exhausted angel in existence answers] Hullo, IT.

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens @AmonLeeds [ERROR] PLEASE CONTACT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR BY DIALING 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens @AmonLeeds [ERROR] Text not sent.

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

[THUNDER]

KIDDING! Just a joke! Bloody [mumblemumblemumbletypetypetype]

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

[Drowning in network error codes] Damn me now, please.

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens But why would you carelessly leave them on the floor? [absolutely confused]

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

@caelestislegens Yes. Y’do. The network that runs these babies is about to be disconnected. [coaxes the brick away again and into his own pocket] Now, important question. White or black?