Me: yeah it’s coming up soon on the left
Uber: *slams on brakes, stops dead in middle of road* here?
Me: no a bit further, yeah this house over here
Uber: *drives past house, only stops 7 houses down*
Me:
Yesterday my uber was set on earning his 5 stars by providing vivid conversation. The results:
Conversation: riveting.
Turning around to face me (whilst driving) every time he spoke: not great. #sendhelp#justforfun#lol