Jack Hulslander

stand up comedian. Husband, brother, son, dog dad, reg dad

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Let's make it free to become a nurse.

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Crazy how many Covid tests I took before I realized they went up your nose

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Shit the white ranger was my favorite. SAD. Rest easy

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TMZ reports Jason David Frank, best known for donning the Green and White Ranger personas as Tommy Oliver on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, has died.

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TMZ reports Jason David Frank, best known for donning the Green and White Ranger personas as Tommy Oliver on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, has died.

[Jack Hulslander @HulslanderJack]

Don’t pierce your babies ears you fucking weirdo

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Yo. This is fucking awesome and also scary. If that dog wasn’t there and trained that would not be a good ending

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@GregHillWEEI @WEEI @coxcourtney suggestion: keep sliders in the room to shut wiggys dumb fucking mouth so you can finish a sentence

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My voting booth had a glory hole but it was only for republicans. THIS IS WHY WE’RE LOSING DEMS

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@TomBrady should probably update his cover photo. Also congrats on 100k yards you’re the best

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Terry Bradshaw no longer belongs on TV. Jesus @NFLonFOX

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#ilikedcandy

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@ColinCowherd Do you mean the kids that keep getting shot in schools and the repubs that refuse to do ANYTHING. They’re not funding mental health and refusing ANY gun laws… also… schools were shut down under republicans

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I may need 1 more political AD telling me to vote to really convince me

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If someone offers to give you a tour of their home make sure to say “I can’t wait to smell the bedroom”

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Bledsoe watching the game like “phew, it wasn’t just me”

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@bershanshawstan Hey man put your cup down

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I love @TomBrady … but that was a horse shit call. This is football… tackle football. Right? @NFL

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Hey dipshit we can do both. We could do more if you and your trash family paid proper taxes.

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@baileyzappe04 you are the man. Took us all the way to OT with Rogers in their house. Keep it up!

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Good for you @packers you barely beat a beat up NE team using a 3rd string QB. Fuck Aaron Rogers