Chris Taylor

Tennessee📍| Chico State graduate | Humboldt County Native | Est. 1990.

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

Final Four. #BestBarRileys @RileysChico @ChicoStBarstool

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DARIUS ACUFF JR. IS A KING ♨️

Did Sacramento just get its franchise point guard?

[ESPN @espn]

BELIEVE IT! 🇺🇸

The United States wins their first two group stage matches at the World Cup for the first time since 1930 🙌

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@texasroadhouse @FreddyLA7 I still haven’t tried Texas Roadhouse but I need to.

[Drew @AllegedlyDrew]

Diego Lopes had the most iconic shot. 🎥
#UFCFreedom250

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@FreddyLA7 I’m so ready for your first post about real Texas BBQ.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[ESPN @espn]

The U.S. starts its World Cup campaign with a victory and 3 PTS vs. Paraguay 🗣️

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

Show some grit and stop faking injuries. The flopping in soccer is outrageous. #WorldCup

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@Zack_Pearson A motivated Dayo*

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

I hate being a Kings fan. It’s me just torturing myself every single year.

[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

The strongest person you know is a Sacramento Kings fan

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@elksmith3 @BarstoolBigCat This has been my favorite moment so far. #Legend

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@Chicago_NFL At least take a chance on McCoy at this point. What the hell is this shit?

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@Chicago_NFL What a waste of a fucking pick. Jesus Christ

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@jlosa9 @ChicagoBears Rough dude. I just can’t trust a guy to rush the passer with 2 sacks and 5 TFL all of last season lol

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

If we draft Keldric Faulk’s bum ass we riot @ChicagoBears

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Adding some speed in the secondary ⚡️

Welcome to Chicago, @DillonThieneman!

[NHL @NHL]

The most points in a single season in @SanJoseSharks franchise history.

He's only 19 btw. 🦈

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

You got caught red-handed cheating on your husband with an NFL coach. Don’t think anybody really has any sympathy for you. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Chris Taylor @HumCo707]

@Chicago_NFL If we can somehow throw in the Dayo or Grady contract in that trade I’m in.