Hum Vakeel Hain

'Hum Vakeel Hain' is a platform to convey the legal knowledge to the Public at large and create access to the valid and effective understanding of law.

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Ex-SC judge Markandey Katju launches Ishq Karo Party, takes a swipe at Cockroach Janta Party 😭♥️

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Ladle tu hoga Cockroach hum toh vakeel saab hai vakeel saab!

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Please ensure your memes remain funny enough for Twitter and not serious enough for “Issue Notice, returnable next Friday.” The Constitution gives freedom of speech, but unfortunately not freedom from screenshots attached in Annexure A. (2/2)

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Attention members of the Cockroach Janta Party 🪳⚖️ — as officers of the court, I humbly remind everyone that while satire is protected, contempt notices also have excellent reach and engagement. (1/2)

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Chahe jitni marzi cockroach party bana lo, jis din bhai sahab Supreme Court ne suo motu le liya na, us din sab dekhte reh jaoge...

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CJI: “Judiciary should work like a hospital 24x7.”

Me, a night person:

“Your Lordship, listing my matter at 11:30 PM would actually bring out my peak legal talents.” 🌙⚖️☕

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I’ve literally seen second-generation lawyers struggle while first-generation lawyers dominate. So forget all that noise — Bloodline doesn’t win courtrooms. Grind does.

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How to Become Successful in Litigation 🧑‍⚖️📈

1. 3rd Generation Lawyer ❌
2. Strong Network in Court. ❌
3. Excellent Drafting Skills. ❌
4. Patience for 10+ Years. ❌
5. Good Communication & Courtroom Presence. ❌
6. Video Editing karne aana chaiye bas. ✅

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You’re either skilled lawyer in the courtroom or made for the reels—there’s no middle ground.

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Make all the mistakes in life, but never, ever take legal advice from social media lawyers. 💀

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First case has been registered against a street vendor under Section 285 of Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita for obstruction under foot over bridge of New Delhi Railway Station and making sales.

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Socha tha vakeel banunga dunia hila dunga but here, no company is even giving me a credit card 😭😭😭

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Cancelling April fools this year because there's no bigger joke than anyone saying "Bas law padh lo, uske baad Paisa he Paisa hai"

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Law college librarian job is really cool, like you get paid for telling future lawyers to shut up.

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Who needs this Valentine??

My love for you is res ipsa loquitur

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I'm your soon to be ex-wife's lawyer.

Happy Valentine's Day

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The President has given the green light to Criminal Law Bills, which will replace the IPC, CrPC, and Evidence Act.

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The Chief Justice of India issued the following directives
*No discrimination against the queer community.
*Avoid restrictions.
*Conduct awareness programs.
*Set up safe houses
*Protect intersex children from forced sex alteration surgeries. #Equality #Justice #QueerRights 🏳️‍🌈

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The Supreme Court of India refused to provide legal recognition for same-sex marriages in the country.

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CJI judgment key points:
*The responsibility to legally recognize same-sex marriages lies with Parliament and state legislatures.
*The court cannot invalidate or alter SMA.
*Queer couples have a right to enter into union
*It is the state's duty to ensure that they get protection.