@zeptocares Everyone please be careful while ordering from zepto I had a bad experience with their delivery agents and still haven’t received my refund even after many emails. Very disappointing customer service.
@zeptocares@ZeptoNow I have already emailed several times but got no help. Your delivery agent Sajan Kumar took ₹881 for two shipments. When the second shipment arrived, the agent again asked for ₹205. It's been almost 1 month and my extra money is still not returned. Please resolve.
Teacher to her new class: I am a Muslim and I believe in Allah. Is anyone here an atheist?
*A girl raises her hand*
Teacher: Why are you an atheist?
Girl: My mommy and daddy are atheists, and so am I.
Teacher: What if your mom and dad were morons?
Girl: Then I would be a Muslim.
"Look, I'm not some stupid librandu who is out of touch with reality. My demands are reasonable. All I want is for 200 million Muslims to leave the country because Aurangzeb. I want 30 million Christians to leave India because Lagaan.
I want 23 million Sikhs 2leave India cos Navjot Sidhu.I want 2stop cows from getting slaughtered in India so that they can be exported & slaughtered in Vietnam.I want anyone transporting cattle or eating beef to be lynched by mobs...except in North-East because we need votes there. I want India to become a vegetarian country even though 70% of Indians are non-vegetarian. I want Hindi to be the national language even though 60% of Indians don't speak it. I don't want men and women to interact in public or private.
I want homosexuals to stay away from same sex and become heterosexual...& when they become heterosexual I want them to stay away from the opposite sex because both straight sex and zigzag sex are against Indian culture. I want women to make me rotis and not leave home after 7 pm.
I want Hindu women to not wear jeans or skirts or t-shirts or anything that shows skin. I don't want Muslim women wearing burqas or hijabs because it oppresses them. Reservation should be scrapped because recently I saw a Dalit driving an Audi.
Tribals should hand over their land to corporations but if anyone looks at my property then I'll set buses on fire. Farmers should stop killing themselves because it depresses me. I don't want my taxes used for subsidised education because they should be used for giant statues.
I don't want freedom for the press because then they say things that I don't want to hear. I want to rewrite history to make my idols come out on top. If anyone wants peace then they should leave the country because soldier soldier meethi baatein bol kar, dil ko chura le gaya.
I want 200 feet flags everywhere because patriotism is only real when it is shoved down your throat. I want national anthem to be played before Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 and Tamboo Mein Bamboo. No one should question government because that is anti-national...when I was questioning government before 2014 it was different.Mandir wahin banayenge. Gau-mutra subko pilayenge.Peacock is already national bird,Cow should be national animal & @smritiirani should be national fish
All I want is for India to be become a Hindu Rashtra by 2024 because sabka saath, mera vikas. Is this too much to ask?"
My husband earned for himself. The children used my best days and now I am a burden. So ladies, earn your own money and don't ruin your youth for them because in the end, you will not get any money or respect.
I didn't even realize when I turned 47 years old. But now I am a forced liability for my husband and the children have grown up. According to them, what have I done in my life? Anyone can take care of the children now. At this age, how can I make money for myself?