Human Centipede

Hi there! I'm actually three people connected ass-to-mouth to form a human centipede that spits in the face of God. Feel free to say hi!

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#2: ...MMMMMMM MMMMM FFFFMFFFF MMMMFFF MMMF?

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@EliRoth Please don't listen to @AgentBedhead; we're big fans of your work. It makes us forget how shitty our lives are...Heh. Shitty.

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#3: *Farts*

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#2: Mmmmmmmmmfmfmmmff fffmmmmfmmff mmmmmmfffm fffmmmmmmm! mmmmmmmfffffmmmmm mmmfff fffmmmm mmmfmmmfmmm!

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#1: And as to those rumours about our riders: Hey, when you have to chicks surgically stuck to your ass, you get whatever the fuck you want.

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#1: Sorry we've been away for so long. We've been doing a lot of press junkets since the movie came out.

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#3: *Farts*

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#2: Mmmmm, mfff mfff mmmm mmmfff fffmmmm mffmmm ffff mmmmm mmmmmmfffff?

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#1: I mean my God, the man found a way to surgically stitch us together into a permanent rimjob, couldn't he have given us wheels?

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#1: To be honest, being attached ass-to-mouth to a bunch of random strangers really wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have to crawl everywhere

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@Rachel_Richmond #3: *Farts*

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@Rachel_Richmond #2: Mfffmmm! Mmmfffmmmfff Mmmm?

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@Rachel_Richmond #1: NO. Holy God NO. You do not want to wish this on your worst enemy. Isn't that right #2?

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@agentbedhead #3: *Farts*

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@agentbedhead #2: Mmmmfff, mmffmmmm mff mff mffffffmmm ffffffff.

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@agentbedhead #1: Oh come on, it could be worse. As in you could have someone surgically stapled to your hidey-hole.

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@pajiba #3: *Farts*

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@pajiba #2: MMMMMF! Mffffmmm mmmmm fffmmffffmmm MMMMF!

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

@pajiba #1: Well it's a little hard when only a third of us actually have working mouths, and the other thirds...Well, you know the drill.

[Human Centipede @HumanCentipede]

#3: *Farts*