Joe Pollock

Co-Creator of The Fantasy Takeaway!!! • ‘Using yards per carry to gauge offensive line play is like using a thermometer to measure how hot your girlfriend is.’

[Joe Pollock @HumanStatSheet]

“How many can they actually sit? Five?” - @Tyler_Polumbus

This dude having a job where people pay him to talk about football is one of the biggest embarrassments in local media history.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs injury report for Sunday vs. Broncos:

Out:
🏈Isiah Pacheco
🏈Jawaan Taylor
🏈Mecole Hardman
🏈Jaylen Watson

Doubtful:
🏈Chris Jones
🏈Patrick Mahomes
🏈Trent McDuffie
🏈Nick Bolton
🏈Kareem Hunt
🏈George Karlaftis
🏈Travis Kelce
🏈Justin Reid
🏈Drue Tranquill

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@JDVance1 This guy thinks you’re stupid. Don’t let him be right.

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@michalmenert On a scale from Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (0) to Marvin Gaye - What's Goin On (10), That's a solid 7.5 at worst. Congrats.

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@KevinRothWx At least it was an accident. I somehow figure out how to pick a loser on purpose every year Week 1.

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@KevinRothWx NFL DFS IS BACK, BABY!

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@michalmenert You know, I like you, and I generally like your opinions, but I’m gonna need you to do better than this going forward.

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@KevinRothWx I really appreciate it when people own their mistakes.

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@RapSheet I’m about 90% sure that account is a ChatGPT bot.

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@Adam_Mares In basketball language, the Broncos losing 2 preseason games in the final minutes is the same thing as the Nuggets losing Summer League games to teams that are playing guys who actually need to contribute day one.

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@WolvesGotNext Why would you want James Harden?

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@michalmenert I wanted to give you a hug so bad tonight. So happy for you, man. Show was incredible!

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@michalmenert I wanted to give you a hug so bad tonight. So happy for you, man. Show was incredible!

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@MarkWemken I think it’s pretty fair. He probably could’ve gotten more elsewhere but he’s failed pretty miserably in other systems and situations. The Daniel Jones contract is too big, but I think the Giants kinda became victims of their own success. They didn’t have a viable backup plan.

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@MarkWemken You’re not wrong. I think you’re probably just viewing it from a different perspective than someone who’s offering contracts. TBF, some people offering contracts are obvious morons.

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@Den_Sports_News To be fair, I think he feels the same way. What he said was 100% true, but he didn't have his proverbial NFL coach hat on when he said em. He owes the players an apology. Harping on them all season about not being a distraction and then he goes out and causes a HUGE distraction.

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@Rome_Beast This is 10-ply bud. Do better

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@DNVR_Broncos I don't understand what everyone's so upset about. The Broncos haven't beaten the Chiefs since Peyton retired. You have to win games to call a team your rival. There hasn't been real competition since before like 2012.

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@RespectMyCos We were saying the same thing before Andy Reid showed up. Not sure why people think this is a hot take. The Broncos haven't been good enough to be the Chiefs rival since 2015.

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@Its_Wade @cjwilliford21 I kinda hate that guy’s delivery. It’s so overly dramatic. Good on him for owning it, though.