Tatiana

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Here she is

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@justalex2000 Lmao same it probably wouldn’t make a difference if I tweeted on there

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I accidentally opened LinkedIn thinking it was twitter and almost embarrassed myself.

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Should I have lunch today or tomorrow?

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If my sister wasn’t here I would seriously forget to eat. Can’t even recognize myself anymore. Is this what “old as fuck” feels like? Forgetting everything and having the metabolism of a fried carrot?

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*on a FaceTime call with my padré*

Me: I can’t believe I’m turning 29 in 3 months... ra7 estafrigh

Dad: eh staferghe

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On another note I am still working on manifesting my wants into the universe, so universe or twitter-god send me a m*th*rf*ck*ng human to date during these trying times.

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I need the motivation to start working out again. If my ass gets any flatter people are going to start mistaking me for a white person.

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@doobie_m8

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@doobie_m8 I do! But I draw the line at slurping.. and all sounds that are made by the mouth while eating 🥴

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@doobie_m8 You are uninvited to eat pasta or noodz with me

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I’m going to start speaking things into existence. I’M PUTTING IT OUT THERE FOR THE UNIVERSE TO HEAR. If the universe doesn’t hear me i’ll at least get an ad about it on Instagram.

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Also, after 28 years of being alive I finally came out to my dad, and he still loves me (:

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I have decided to make a pot roast with mashed potatoes and veggies for all you muffins who care.

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Suggestions on what to cook for Family Day PLEASE and TANK YOU.

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Doctors in Lebanon > Doctors in the U.S.

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Imagine having enough time

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I really don’t know how I pull off the things that I do sometimes. I’d be in the middle of a zoom class doing a quiz and cooking at the same time, while on the phone with the bank. I’ve come a long way from sitting on my ass and eating grapes.

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@brbriiaannn My dad lol

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@doobie_m8 Sending positive energy and loud vocal chords your way 💜

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Seriously guys she’s so cute! She loves ice cream and will give you cuddles. How can you say no to this face 🥺

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Who’s willing to babysit my beautiful doggo for a couple weeks in December?