Johnny Storm 🔥

“Flame On!” Johnny Storm, The Human Torch! Marvel-616 ComicVerse #BlueDude RP Parody Account

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“You know why we win?

Why the Fantastic Four always come out on top?

Because we trust each other!

So trust us!”

Marvel Comicverse RP Account

Written by: #BlueDude

Current Arc: ...The Triumph will be Ours!”

https://t.co/rTsCCVyZI7

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“I normally never sell out and be an Ad, but COME ON!

You gotta admit this is cool!”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“That’s right everybody! Pretty soon your 4 card infinite combo will be complete with the world’s greatest heroes!

Catch us, and the rest of your favorite Marvel Heroes coming to Magic: The Gathering June 26th!”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“That’s right everybody! Pretty soon your 4 card infinite combo will be complete with the world’s greatest heroes!

Catch us, and the rest of your favorite Marvel Heroes coming to Magic: The Gathering June 26th!”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Not exactly a #SeductiveSunday but I was told, and I quote:

‘My god, baby you could grill up the world’s best burgers on those abs.’

And I felt like sharing that high.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

@EldritchSystems // -wanna put so much effort into a narrative and a storyline that is better served as a solo, cause that’s not the point.

The point is to write with people and have fun, ya know?

I’m sorry if this question was rhetorical, but I hope my honesty will make up for my rudeness.

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

@EldritchSystems // - and don’t get enough in return, eventually you just burn out.

I do try and make sure I don’t owe anyone any replies, but it’s been very discouraging to try and start a new long term thread these days when I don’t wanna come across as some desperate cliche.

And I don’t -

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“After I forgave you for the red head and the platinum blonde?

For shame!”

He clutched his metaphorical pearls.

“I do love you, my brother from another mother.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“I thought you loved me, Jonathan.”

Dramatic clutching of his chest. Somebody spends too much time with MJ.

“You bastard. I will never forgive you for this.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Peter please, they already have enough fan art of us don’t give them any more ammo.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“The only? What about us, man? We’ve been married since the day I broke into the Baxter. You’re my work wife.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Please don’t then.

But also, clearly I guess that’s the secret to a healthy marriage, considering the fact that I’m like…. 90% sure they are the only superhero couple still married.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“You want me to make jokes about Reed and his stretching?

Please don’t make me.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Yeah but you making jokes and cracking wise is normal.

It’s when you get quiet that people shake in their boots.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“It’s either that or I start making jokes.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Well yeah, but like…. that took an exceptionally quick turn, web head.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“Like most things in our lives, flamebrain.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“I mean, I appreciate the support but man this took a turn.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“Make that two and a loaded gun.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

Shrugs.

“Listen, I read Marvel Comics, it’s no secret. Maybe it’s a little weird, sure.

But I think we all agree that this new midnight universe bullshit their cooking is just gonna be their take on DC’s Absolute universe thing.

It’s so blatantly obvious to me.”

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

//Okay, but instead of joking, actually fucking shave it.

Or for the love of GOD quit making it look like a hulk hogan ‘Stache.

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Hi, yes, Doctor?

I’m gonna need to book a therapy appointment.”