Malcolm McLean

M²A²

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Friend: Hey man wanna pop some pills with me later?
Me: Nahh I'm good
Friend: Cmon man, Vitamin A is sooo good! 😂😂

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Hitting your shin off of something is really "shinny" :') #imsopunny

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP REFERENCING THE JAYS GAME LAST NIGHT AS "THE GAME". I KEEP ON LOSING THE GAME BECAUSE OF IT #thestruggleisreal

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Canoeing for Thanksgiving! What a wonderful long weekend :)

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

A hike, a heart shaped pizza and getting to surprise her with roses :) What a perfect anniversary! <3 @Living_ForJesus

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Off to a resort today!! WOOT WOOT #segwaytime #treetrekkingtime

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Today I had my first driving lesson... It went well! Didn't hit any cars, but trees, that's a different story! Jkjk #OntheroadtoG2

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Finished being a counselor/progie for this summer at camps! #Ididntchoosethecamplifeitchoseme

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Happy #InternationalCatDay!

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

I'm bored and i feel like tweeting something... Sooo yeah! Just a reminder cats are better than you!

[ChristianPickUpLines @PickUps4Christ]

You are the 'like' of my life! #DontRushLove

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

My internet stopped working today! So i got my bro to check it out :) Figured out it wasn't plugged in... yup... I pulled the legendary move

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Memorized my music exam piece in one class :) Im loving the simplicity!

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

So today I forgot to bring my backpack to school... *insert round of applause here* Thank you thank you... I know, I'm a genius xD

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

So I went to the dentist yesterday... And my gums bled so much I swear they were on their period xD

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

First water gun fight of the season! @Living_ForJesus this means WAR!!!

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Yesterday I learned that a cats tail+my foot= a "cat"astrophe :')
#greatcatpuns @Living_ForJesus

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

Watch out everyone!! This man just got his G1!! :D

[Malcolm McLean @Human_PolarBear]

"*Goes to commit suicide* Only two pills left in the bottle" xD
@Living_ForJesus

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

#SENS WIN 1-0!!!!! http://t.co/HLWwuB8Vih