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I’m so pathetically intense, I just can’t be any other way

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

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[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Omani pilots can’t fly to Israel.

“Hamam Alhamami” is not a real name.

It means “bathroom the bathroom dweller.”

[🥷🏽 @Cxmaza]

See and this is what I mean bro
Like theres no way 6 thousand real human beings think this is even remotely funny

[EnViado Especial @arthurmelo]

Esse talvez seja um dos melhores posts ja feitos nesses 20 anos de twitter

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

sometimes u just have to read a tweet, wish death on them and everyone who liked it, and scroll

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The man who shot 3 Palestinian students in 2023 in Vermont -- paralyzing one -- tried to claim he was insane. He told his lawyer: CIA agents ordered him to do it "to protect a Jewish family in his neighborhood."

The jury rejected this defense in 2 hours and found him guilty.

[jalisco joey @joeyneverland]

nigga the devil from THE BIBLE just showed up tf else is he supposed to do 😭

[𝙎𝙖𝙦𝙚𝙚𝙯𝙮 @saweezo]

that ginger fuck ed sheeran really said "both sides are suffering"

[Tuco Salamanca @dbaddestalive]

Inka alag hi star plus chalta rehta hai

[نسیبہ @s4ibaaa]

nahi nahi do teen aur folds daaldo poora laccha paratha banado

[Souvik Satpathy @souviksatpathy]

Almost 600 people dead, over 2000 missing. Entire villages swept away in this apocalyptic deluge. It's expected the number could double or triple in the coming days. Close to $1.5 billion worth of infra damage. And this is the news you came up with?
FIRE YOUR EDITOR-IN-CHIEF.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

The people trapped in the green house in Nepal survived.
The people trapped in the green house in Nepal survived.
THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE GREEN HOUSE IN NEPAL SURVIVED.

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

She liked this, thank you all for your support.

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

My queen, you deserve every good thing in the world <3

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

@degradingclover 😭🙏The moment the last of this generation offs itself, i will celebrate.

[Djuney @juneymb]

Reminder
"You will experience climate change as an escalating series of videos until you are the one recording"

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

why did i think i was the only one who holds shift😭

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

would you date a girl if she presses caps lock instead of holding shift

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

Anaesthesia* fml

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

Asked my dentist to spell out what she wrote. In my defense I was on anastesia.

[cupcake @Human_Tangerin_]

My queen, you deserve every good thing in the world <3

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

@HowlingNein The ladies can dress however they want