Haley Leann 🧦

I'm on my feet, I'm on the floor, I'm good to go. All I need is just to hear a song I know. she/her 🌈

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

My boss accidentally broke my @hankgreen bobble head when I was off of work. That was one month ago and she keeps forgetting to bring glue. It seemed to become less of a priority when she found out he hadn’t died of cancer like she thought. Honestly, I think this works.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@alexzjohnson Oh and EXIT/IN in Nashville

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@alexzjohnson Headliners Music Hall or The Mercury Ballroom in Louisville and The Hi-Fi or The Vogue in Indianapolis. All fantastic venues.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@ManaMightWrite @ask_aubry I have very few full memories before the age of 12. I legit thought this was normal until I was about 29 years old. My husband said something about having a memory at 4 or 5 and I was like “woah, how do you remember that far back?” He had no idea what I was on about lol.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@wearewatcher I’m convinced that Ryan no longer believes in ghosts either. I think it’d be easy to convince him with solid evidence, but bro is a skeptic now.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@hankgreen Big fan of having ADHD myself. I think I’m great. Don’t love the OCPD though. 😅

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@23andMe 5002

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@hankgreen 🙌🙌🙌

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT TAMPONS AND TOILET PAPER AREN'T EXEMPT FROM SALES TAX BUT THAT RICH PEOPLE CAN BUY THEIR FANCY-ASS CARS IN MONTANA AND DRIVE THEM BACK TO SEATTLE.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I LIKED IT WHEN HARRY STYLES WORE A DRESS.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Ohhh, I can block the Twitter Blue reply guys all at once...they're always right at the top.

Hey! Hey...trans women are women! Climate change is caused by people! Healthcare is a human right! Birth control should be free and abortion should be legal!

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@hankgreen

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

Not making eye contact with the annoyed older people at the pharmacy when they are loudly sighing in anger at how long the line is taking because I don’t want them or others to think I agree with them being rude. Social anxiety is fun 100% of the time. 😅

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

Disclaimer: This is just a joke. I understand this is in reference to a different Ryan Reynolds.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

First it was @Mintmobile and @Wrexham_AFC, now @VancityReynolds is editor of a local newspaper. That’s some impressive time-management.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

Definitely just freaked the DoorDash delivery person out with my excitement over them looking like @kingjames_cdxx from my favorite YouTube channel @FundieFridays. Adhd and over sharing for the win. 😅

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@1blondebroad Not a fan of either.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@RahulKohli13 I learned a lot! I feel empowered to pick up a brush and paint now. Thank you!

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@jen_lynn_80 I’m married. Am I not supposed to have sex with my husband if I don’t want children? We use protection. It didn’t work. Not wanting children doesn’t mean that I can’t have consensual sex with my partner that I am literally married to.

[Haley Leann 🧦 @Humanhaleyy]

@hankgreen