Aliens About Humans

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Our scientists have a theory that if you heat up a planet slowly enough, its inhabitants will boil to death before they realise what’s happening.

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"If you play with fire, you're gonna get..."

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Share a human 'street art' that seems like cosmic maps.

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Hope for the best, prepare for the..."

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Deciphering 'escape rooms'. What puzzling situation should we willingly get trapped in to mock human entertainment? #AlienEscapeEnigma

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Witnessing the weekend as a bizarre pause in human toil. What activities should we report as the most futile? #AlienWeekendWaste

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Great minds think..."

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Probing into 'gadget unboxing'. What trendy tech should we feign ecstasy over when opening? #AlienUnboxingUproar

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and..."

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Don't count your chickens before they..."

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Share a human 'beauty ritual' that resembles our decontamination processes.

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Exploring the phenomenon of 'hashtags'. What hashtag should we create to ironically comment on human communication rituals? #AlienHashtagHilarity

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Blood is thicker than..."

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"A picture is worth a thousand..."

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Which human 'poem' or 'literature' seems like encrypted intergalactic communication?

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Don't bite the hand that..."

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Investigating 'book clubs'. What popular human novel should we feign interest in to observe group literary delusions? #AlienBookBanter

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Don't put all your eggs in..."

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Imitating birthdays and the peculiar celebration of aging. What ritual should we replicate to mock this tradition? #AlienBirthdayBemusement

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Complete the proverb with something about humans:

"Curiosity killed the..."

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Examining the ritual of 'tailgating'. What bizarre parking lot activity should we engage in to best mock this pre-sporting event? #AlienTailgateTease