Nathan

Paranoid internet clown | Pop culture, history, film, politics, shitposts | Former film writer | Monster of the Week Enthusiast | Redacted File Afficianado | 🔻

[Nathan @Humanstein]

The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.

[Mexico Solidarity Media @MexSolidarity]

CIA Agents in Mexico Were Elite: Green Berets, Counterterrorists, Tested in Afghanistan

The two CIA agents killed in a Chihuahua rollover were not drone instructors as claimed: they carried rifles in state raids and had been there since October 2025.
https://t.co/GHbqCFrqI8

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

A recent incident where Jerry Seinfeld responded to hecklers accusing him of supporting genocide by saying, “I am a racist, it’s a genocide, I’m into it,” showed that the comedian isn’t ashamed to defend his pro-Israel stance. But now the beloved comedian is proving more than ever that he’s not backing down: Jerry Seinfeld has announced that in response to criticism of his support for Israel, he will be dating another 17-year-old.

Damn! Looks like Israel got a new attack dog, and his name is Jerry Seinfeld.

During an interview on SiriusXM’s ‘We Got Company,’ Seinfeld doubled down on his defense of Israel, stating, “They say I can’t support Israel. They heckle my performances. They slander me online. But I won’t apologize. In fact, thanks to the constant harassment these people put me through, I will be dating another 17-year-old.”

“I’ve had enough! I thought about doing ‘Unfrosted 2’ to get back at these jerks, but I wanted to go even further,” he continued. “So I will be prowling parks near high schools in search of a new underage girlfriend. I don’t care what my haters think. I don’t care what my wife thinks. And I don’t care what the 17-year-old thinks. We’re going to be in love, and she is going to be 17 and very busty for her age. You thought the age gap was bad when I was 39? Just wait until I have a 17-year-old girlfriend NOW. I’m going to be proud as ever to support Israel and have a 17-year-old girlfriend. Because calling me a racist comes with consequences. And those consequences are 17 years old.”

Whoa! No matter where you stand on the Israel issue/72-year-olds dating children, you’ve gotta admire Seinfeld’s conviction here.

Looks like when you mess with Jerry, you get the horns. If you’re an anti-Israel activist, you may want to think twice before the next time you heckle Seinfeld.

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Remember when a purported BLM group called Dallas Justice Now sent letters to rich white people telling them not send their kids to Ivy League schools, and it turned out that Dallas Justice Now was a hoax created by Crowds on Demand at the behest of a Republican megadonor? I do!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

who said it? i can’t tell from this post. was it perhaps the president ?

[Nathan @Humanstein]

25% of IHOPs are haunted. 50% of Denny's are haunted. 75% of Waffle Houses are haunted.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

"Daddy, enough about The Bigfoot!" - My daughter, 8, at dinner just now.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

The Patterson-Gimlin footage being real or fake is beside the point.

When I was like 12, I was at a Boy Scout camp south of Waco and saw Bigfoot calmly standing over a red Coleman camp cooler and he was eating a side of raw bacon.

Surely I would not lie to you.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

@ThomasDougherty Thank you

[Tanner F. Boyle, Getting Spooked @TannerFBoyle1]

Bill Munns wrote about this in the most recent Journal of Scientific Exploration. He brings up a lot of interesting points, notably that it's not clarified who offered this alleged "official" confirmation. More needs to be given than assertions that have to taken on faith.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

I'm going to pretend I've never read Dune because I don't want to explain anything about Dune to anyone.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Incredibly sleazy and irresponsible. Good to know it’s open season for anyone to do anything and blame their enemies and then put the burden on said enemies to condemn the thing they had nothing to do with. Healthy and workable standard moving forward.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

@zcichy Eraserhead CC disc especially badass because it has 2K scans of six of his early shorts as well

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

One of my favorite guys is a teamster named Leo from New York that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

Nephilim Truth 2026

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.'

And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach.

And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

the crowd that really believes in trump as esoteric god emperor of the accelerationist Kali Yuga is of course going to double down at this late, inglorious stage of trumpism; the alternative would be admitting that they got conned same as vanilla MAGA

[Nathan @Humanstein]

Halloween in full effect

[The X-Files @thexfiles]

"The X-Files" Project, starring Danielle Deadwyler & Himesh Patel, is officially coming to Hulu & with Hulu on Disney+.
“I’ve loved The X-Files for a long time, so getting the chance to write & direct the pilot has meant a great deal to me.” says executive producer Ryan Coogler.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

Every ad is just this shit now. Cum pills. Various nicotine pouch storage containers. Pemmican lmao

[Nathan @Humanstein]

@ZachTheRide3D See also comic books in the 90s. Anything that can be a market becomes one and all the fun goes away.