Proud Husband, Father, Texan/w Norseman blood. I like humor, science, and nature. I would offer you a penny for your thoughts, but they don’t make them anymore.
“I can't stand in line at the store
The mean little people are such a bore
But it's all right if you act like a turd
'Cause I like
Birds” - Mark O. Everett
I hate the weather warnings they push to your phone, so I deactivated all of them. I also asked my wife to turn hers off because they kept waking me up in the middle of the night. She asked how we would know when a tornado was coming, and I told her we would do what we did before cellphones.
Sleep through it.
I wish Trump was actually putting a Thunderdome in front of the White House. I think that would be a much more functional form of government than what we have now. Many of our issues could be solved by a “two men enter, one man leaves” style of governance. Plus it would be way more entertaining.
Your ass-to-task ratio is always one to one.
You can whole-ass one task, half-ass two tasks, third-ass three tasks, and so on.
Multitasking is a myth. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
If your website or app requires me to input numbers in a field and the numeric pad doesn’t pop up, I’m just going to leave. It’s 2026, there’s no excuse for the full QWERTY keyboard to appear.