Humayoon Jinnah

Cookies. Dallas Cowboys. Cars

[Tony Shiffman @CoachShiffman]

Your friends all just came over and you ordered a bunch of pizza and Mountain Dew. You've fired up NCAA Football on your Xbox. No school tomorrow. The adults don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer evening. You are 43 years old. The year is 2024.

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@ochocinco If you want tacos, Veracruz is where it’s at

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@samirbasaria11 And his punch line will be mercy buckets

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@kiranalibhai That’s a pretty big flaw

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@samirbasaria11 Time to go get @DeAndreHopkins

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@Lakers Jinnah 21

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Chocolate chip cookies can trigger the same addictive response in the brain as cocaine

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@JiffyIsland81 CRUMBL ain’t even that good!

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@samirbasaria11 If you’re judging it by the Texas vs VT game, they’re the top two slowest paced teams so not the best example of college basketball lol

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@AzimBasaria Better late than never

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@samirbasaria11 Talk to me nice

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@raniali9 I think we’re all over this 7 day Alaska trial

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@IsthatKJiwani @sbadruddin19

[A.WARD @Iam_AWard]

If you're over 25.

Melo is Carmelo Anthony.

Period.

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@kiranalibhai Well ain’t no one blasting nothing rn with power outages

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@ZahidRajwani @mcuban Im not even a Mavs fan and it’s making me mad. I JUST WANNA WATCH LUKA!

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@samirbasaria11 I dk if you’re celebrating the basketball win or the Herman firing 😂

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@raniali9 But she’s the best! 😏

[Humayoon Jinnah @HumayoonJ0414]

@AzimBasaria Live bearded is pretty good, they have bundles. Also Shea Moisture Maracura oil & Shea butter beard wash.

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@raniali9 I feel this now more than ever