Humble Bob

New rap name: Li’l Toasty! Talky by trade, strong and silent by inclination. This is a parody account, created with love and respect.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i forgot to tell the human. what i wanted for christmas. but that’s okay. it’s hard to wrap a hug

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

Thoughts of Bob, too 👇👇

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my reflection has never fooled me. that couldn’t be another dog. nobody else. is so good looking

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

@sherilynch Too late. I will be sobbing in the corner if you need me.

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

We heard @MonaLisa_Twins cover of #WonderfulChristmasTime. I liked it very much.

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

@Cookbookaholic @sherilynch My realistic mental image. @sherilynch #notrunkBob

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

@Cookbookaholic @sherilynch This is way more trunk than I have. Just imagine the pecs just above the waistband. That is me for sure!

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

I resemble that remark! #abgoals

[Sheri Lynch @sherilynch]

hahahaha #truth

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

I can’t wait for #Caturday tomorrow. Let me see your #furbabies. #meow

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

@latimes #ArethaFranklin, You better think about what you’re trying to do to me!

[Sheri Lynch @sherilynch]

no no no-we are not ready to let you go, Queen of Soul. we’re never gonna be ready #respect

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

I can’t get “Kitty Best Friend” out of my head. @sherilynch

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

Small and white, clean and bright. I am really embracing my new #themesong from #SoundOfMusic @bobandsheri

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

My new favorite song about my favorite man. #Himself #Selflove #BobHairDontCare #meandmydog #KaceyMusgraves https://t.co/JhRzhynKjp

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

#Oddcast reincarnates: Taylor’s ferret, Bob Lacey. Jimmy’s hissing cockroach, Alison’s bug-eyed lemur, Cody’s capuchin monkey. Sheri’s squirrel, Mr. Nutsy.

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

Trying to decide between working the land in my dirty jeans before or after tackling Kiki Dooty Duty.

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

@sherilynch should name her next cat after me. Sigh Flippy Tight-Pants McSqueaky-Shoe #catnames @bobandsheri

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

@sherilynch We’ll see.

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

Yeah, I will not be dipping my teabag into coconut water. Why does @sherilynch snort-laugh when I say #teabag? Maybe it’s the coconut she is laughing at. #orangejuicecottonball #noway

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

Not literally the law, but that is how it’s done. I thought about brushing in the shower. Read it in #MensHealth #Thoughts? https://t.co/SR0RN3KcXh

[Humble Bob @HumbleBob]

I wonder if we will hear a story about Valentimes Day, today. #PetPeve #Expecially #Irregardless