Skeet Ulrich

I like to eat. Wet t-shirt champ. Visionary. he/hey

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So I still haven’t updated Twitter to X and I think that’s why I can’t reply to tweets any more lol

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@GovanJones thanks babe (it won’t let me respond to your tweet for some reason)

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@turnthenotison After you listen to “blue” and “court and spark” check out her live album “miles of aisles.” The LA Express are her backing band. It’s so good.

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@GovanJones lol I hope so. Am I making her dumb? Soon she’s going to be talking to her patients like a 90s skater “that’s a gnarly wound, bro”

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I’ve been dating a ER doctor and her way of communication often times comes off as clinical/professional, but she told me that since she’s been dating me she’s started using the word “sick” a lot (like, not when people are sick, but as an alternative to saying “cool”) lol

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@PigsAndPlans @earlxsweat I’m a hot and bothered astronaut crashin while jackin off to bufferin vids of Asher Roth eatin apple sauce

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@mattbramanti I had Campbells soup like this in my dorm in 06-08

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@LakeEffectBro Lucas!

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Spent the night at a woman’s house and she gave me a toothbrush and left me to my own devices. Saw her doing her night routine after that and realized I brushed my teeth with her facewash. (Yes, I told her what I did and she died laughing)

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Man. I went grocery shopping like a person that is going to cook every day of the week. That wouldn’t be as big of an issue if I hadn’t bought so many snacks

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@samtrayter That’s a bummer. I loved that place, but that cliff did seem sketchy. I remember there always being lots of empty co2 canisters in that parking lot and thinking they were from people playing paintball. And I’m not local any more, but lived in Whalers Cove in Mentor

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@Boredobserver77 @PunkRevNow I think you probably had to hear his music before you turned 20. With that being said, I was much older than that the first time I heard him and I think it’s so fucking bad

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As someone whose sanity is regulated by “touching grass”, I am simply not built for winter weather, but I sure do love sweaters

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@kingF0X23 Welcome. It’s kind of pain compared to boots, but if you take care of leather goods, they last “forever”

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My therapist is on vacation this week. Does anyone want to listen to me talk about my problems for an hour on my lunch break?