Neil Hume

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@Beathhigh I’ve had it ordered and paid for since 16th of May! Looking forward to finally being able to read it. I’m currently reading Witch Hunt, then another “ Jack Harvey” until your latest offering will hopefully arrive in New Zealand in a week or two! Really looking forward to it.

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@Beathhigh
Just catching up with some “oldies”, Standing in another man’s grave- love the line “At least two of the tyres were balder than Bobby Charlton on a windy day.”Classic. And a true sporting icon into the bargain!

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@jamierkennedy Members tees would be quite a lot closer than the professional tees?

[Tommy Fleetwood @TommyFleetwood1]

Golf is hard. Oakmont is hard…but I still would’ve loved a weekend round there.
Good luck to everyone.

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@1NewsNZ Is a liquidated pie classed as a smoothie? Asking for a friend…

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@BumbleCricket Seggs

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Turns out Rothmans were also one of their sponsors…..

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

Finished the first third of Chris Bonningtons Everest Expeditions. In the appendix at the back they list 60,000 Rothmans cigarettes under miscellaneous equipment. How times have changed!

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@Matt_Pinner salt and a defibrillator....

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@Beathhigh Welcome to the land of the long white cloud. Look us up if you are down Southland way. We have Edinburgh roots (and pubs) in common!

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@BillBailey Really enjoyed you in Invercargill, you are a very talented man!

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@DPWorldTour @ryanfoxgolfer @BMWPGA Well done Foxy, so well deserved and hopefully the first of many majors. It's great to see your humility in victory, I'm sure everyone knows you are just a damn good bloke! Send some love to the ABs!!

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@MarkBryanNZ @VetSouthNZ Good to see you still remember which end attaches to the cow...

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@NoContextBrits Make the f****S drink it!

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@PGAChampionship Two 7 irons…..

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@SarahMillican75 Too much sausage disturbs the sausage to bread ratio.
Cut two sausages in half so you have two halves on each side of the central bread divide. Perfect. Symmetrical. Nice amount of sauce though.

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@rencarrot Is Bang Women any better.....

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https://t.co/3TN6P27hSY

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

On 31st October 2011 the world population hit 7 billion. Today the world population will hit 8 billion. Scientists have calculated the maximum carrying capacity of the world is 9-10 billion. If the increase continued at ONLY the present rate that would be reached in 2033-2044.

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

On 31st October 2011 the world population hit 7 billion. Today the world population will hit 8 billion. Scientists have calculated the maximum carrying capacity of the world is 9-10 billion. If the increase continued at ONLY the present rate that would be reached in 2033-2044.

[Neil Hume @HumeNeil]

@MarkBryanNZ They were indeed. Don’t know how they managed to take them to the final over. Fielding had been so good up to now, but slip ups cost them in the semi. As it were.