Dick Smith

CEO

[Dick Smith @Humie01]

Car bomb season

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@GiftedAsia Texas Roadhouse is Americas backbone

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“This fell off my radar” is top tier corporate jargon

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Slingshot engaged

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You ever search for the internet on the search bar on the internet

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“You’re talking to a 23 year old, I don’t know shit about taxes”

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Babe, I’m going to Dave and Busters to gamble against my boys #Parlay

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Snowin in the chi, happy spring

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“Thank you for being you” is my new favorite compliment

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I’m getting married at Texas Roadhouse

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“Can you please explain to me what a stiffy is”

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Watching the White Sox burn the house down while you got a massive future on them to win the central 😢

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You ever been to the after after afters?

Scary place

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@BarstoolBigCat 49

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Looks like FL got some rain coming
#beers

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These targeted ads have no clue how to reach me with these parlays I’m firing off

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Tim Anderson bat.

Vote now through 1:00 p.m. CT tomorrow to make sure Tim Anderson is a starter for the MLB All-Star Game!

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Clubbin in Mexico and slappin 4 team parlays

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“I’m out here getting shlooped off this glen cambell”

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White sox slapping the over by themselves on this fine Wednesday afternoon