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Read it don’t read it idc, just stop twisting my words to fit your narrative

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Get ready, this guy is going to make Bangalore even more unaffordable

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@hd_kumaraswamy @RCBTweets Kumar Anna, is it true that you watch one innings from one house and the other innings from another house? 🤔

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If Modi ji gets married and has a child, this guy will also have a child and thank Modi ji for it 💀💀💀

[Gaurav Chaudhary @TechnicalGuruji]

Eating #Melody after so many years, all thanks to our PM @narendramodi ji...
#TGFamily 🔥 🔥 🔥

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It is raining, thank you @Tejasvi_Surya 🙏🏽
#BengaluruRains

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@Delhiite_ Marie Curie

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Kuch bolunga to vivad hojayega 😔

[Prof cheems ॐ @Prof_Cheems]

Every Fear Matter 🫠

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Not many know this was done for PR 😔

[Arya @AR_Arya_9]

Prince Harry pretending not to notice a little girl stealing his popcorn 😍
This is why people love him. Pure wholesome moment
When you let the kid win🍿👑

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@ANI Dude should also reduce his weight for fuel efficiency

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@INCIndia @RahulGandhi Zakir Naik Sab 🥺

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@VotHardVotHard @Delhiite_ 🤣

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@BefittingFacts Bsdk aise tweets karega na toh BJP sarkar ki police be gend maregi teri

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L*ndillia is so obsessed with Muslims man 🥺

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

Man goes to America.

Does PhD. Stays back. Gets job. Starts family. Starts business. Builds fortune. In that order.

Years pass. All well. All perfect. Until not anymore.

Problems in marriage. On the verge. Desperate to separate. Only one hurdle.

California is a “community property” state. Which means that wealth generated during a marriage is generally split 50-50 in a divorce. Whatever man owns of his business, wife gets half of it. Can’t let that happen. Solution?

Transfers almost all he owns to siblings in India. Shares, IPR, the works. Keeps only 5% to himself. And then?

Back to India. Two oceans away from California laws.

Away from American jurisdiction, under banners of “rural empowerment,” “austerity,” and “nation-building,” a new phase of life about to start. Unencumbered with the ghosts from the troubled marriage. But wait...man still married, right?

WhatsApp to the rescue.

Talaq...talaq...talaq.

Sorry, he no Muslim, so no talaq. Just a polite WhatsApp text saying, me want divorce.

Finally free. Unencumbered from the woman’s presence, breath of fresh air. New life. New narratives.

“The recluse” who owns just 5% of his business!

Except, sister safekeeps 47% and brother 35%. Nationalism, austerity, and build-in-India. Potent mix. Man becomes patron saint of Bharatmata’s arrival. But wife unwilling to give up.

Stranded with a specially abled son, woman moves court. In California. Court passes verdict. Man guilty of abandonment. Asked to post a billion-dollar bond. Man appeals. Loses.

Man tries restructuring business. Court says no.

Man must distance himself from the corporate helm at his business to safeguard interests. Steps down as CEO. Steps up as “chief whatever.” Convenient. Effective? Time will tell. But for now...

Quite the rockstar in home country. Writing open letters asking Indians to “come back for Bharatmata.” Basking in hero-worship. Might enter politics, the last refuge, you know.

Unsolicited advice:

Don’t listen to him.

He had to, you don’t. There’s a reason you left home. And that reason isn’t just money. It’s a quality of life your folks back home cannot begin to comprehend.

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@svembu Chambu, Would you have returned if you had decided not to divorce your wife and move your assets to India?

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@BefittingFacts @hd_kumaraswamy gowdre, amit shah nimm bagge enu heltavre 😭

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@Nher_who Congress should be aware of uninformed IT celiyas like you

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@narendramodi T́ĆŚ T́ĆŚ
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@va_a14 Nooo, Oracle doesn't pay this much to even the IC5 (CMTS)

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@Megatron_ron

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@hd_kumaraswamy Sir innu ondu family jotena photo haki