Funny Sayings! ❤

Hilarious Sayings/Quotes, all for your happiness.

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& then cry on top of the worlddd..

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U get highhh, for a good buncha girls

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#ManCrushMonday @ZacEfron ❤☺😍

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Fred has 70 chocolate bars & eats 47 & a half of them. What does Fred have? Diabetes. Fred has diabetes.

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Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose.

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I crack myself up.

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Skinny guys run the world cause fat guys don't run.

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Eminem is just a really angry version of Taylor Swift.

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❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Doesn't matter, I’m awesome.

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You ain't no bad bitch, you're just bad, bitch.

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Chicks that say, "a lot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

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Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse then the problem.

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'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

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Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".

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I fucking hate smart ass teachers. Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I don't know, can you?" Me: "BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK".

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You know it's hot, when you go outside and it's hot.

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WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking."

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Dentist: "This will only hurt a little." Me: *LIAR!*

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I want to build a house out of nothing but black ice.. I'll call it a Nigglu.

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Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"