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Give me booze & watch me get fabulous!! WE FOLLOW BACK

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Monday must be a man, it's comes too quickly..

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#NationalNoBraDay just your average day! ;)

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I threw a bitch in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell, I looked away as she fell, dumb hoe was in my way!

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Here's to the kids who have texted laying down, & dropped their phone on their face. #worstfeelingever

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Twinkle twinkle little whore... You are cheaper than the dollar store.

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Heeeey bitchezzzz

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What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate ?
A liar.

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Halloween- candy
Thanksgiving- food
Christmas- gifts
New years- drinks
Valentines- SEX
Birthday- all of the above ^^^^^

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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with "me" & ugly starts with "u".

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The best thing about babies is making them ;).

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Um Jesus may love you.. But everyone else thinks your an asshole. #Truth

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If she laughs at all your jokes, she wants the D!

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#WhatHurtsMeTheMost is seeing Channing Tatum without a shirt on & knowing I can only bang him in my mind..

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I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats..

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It's hard for men to say "I love you" because the word "you" isn't "beer", "sex", or "football".

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That wet stuff before the ketchup comes out? Premature Ketchupalation.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: HIJKLMNO Teacher: what are you talking about? Student: yesterday you said H to O

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Boy: "My dick is like the truth, you can't handle it." Girl: "No, your dick is like a white lie, it's not biggy."

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*read this fast* "Alpha kenny body so fa king hard with mike hawk."