Iron Mann

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

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[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@Nithya_Shrii Not if one is in great shape but dumb.

[Deedy @deedydas]

Every time I'm in India, I notice my eyes water more, I blow my nose more and people in general cough more.

My parents always said these were "allergies" but whenever they come to visit me in the US, they miraculously disappear.

We live in denial of a massive health crisis.

[visa office @nitrojain]

I think a genuine peak Bengaluru moment would be you guys shutting up

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@Dhimahi11 Write

[Papí @doublecuppme]

The desire to live outside of your means. Some of yall are meant to be regular ass people with regular ass lives, regular ass partners, and regular ass houses/vehicles. The sooner you accept that the lives these celebs and influencers live isn’t for you the happier you’ll be.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever been a super talkative, enthusiastic person but slowly over the years and after trauma you watch yourself become more quieter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isn't who you are anymore?

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Brilliant @varungrover 👏

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@justjay001 Or unmarried

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

take sex away and you’ll come to realize that not many individuals have much to offer emotionally, mentally, spiritually or soulfully. our society, this generation is so pressed for physicality that y’all forget mentality and personality creates the bond and form longevity.

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@DevKhan03 No

[aryaman @aryamaaan]

no babe it's not really Diwali depression you're just depressed throughout the year but the feeling is much more acute during a festive season where everyone around you seems to be enjoying their life and the general expectation is to be happy while you're internally crumbling

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@JioMart_Support Refund has been issued.

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@JioMart_Support I ordered an End table on 17th Oct and it was supposed to be delivered on 24th Oct. But there has been no update, neither app is showing any update nor your customer care is providing any satisfactory response. Kindly look into it.

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@atmanirbhar_kid I really don’t understand the fetish of Indians doing this. I had a colleague asking the same to our Mexican cleaner when I was working in US.

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

@toomuchkohl Start asking them questions which starts with ‘Why’.

[Akshita @keylimepie2000]

Indian Americans:

“I’m bullish on India as long as I have a US citizenship.”

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

If she don’t make the first move ain’t shit happening

[Ajay Kamath @ajay43]

These are the bits of trash that are slowly but systematically destroying our country’s harmony

[Q @Que_Hill]

Celebrity worship