Chaplie Charlin

Paradoxical humour, and everything in between!

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@Swamy39 Modi will retire on 9th Mar 2031.

#iykyk

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@iamankitpande 😂😂😂😂

Pakistan, bangladesh aur chinese bots ke like se india mein sarkaar nahi badalti 😂

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@jod_insane Born in 1986, turning 40.

Have seen people shit on streets and railway tracks before 2014, and now seeing 28 year olds launching rockets.

Why a millenial and a boomer will always vote for bjp. :)

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@healingfellow @matkashbakihai So youre accountable when the paper leaked, and unaccountable for fixing the leak. 😆

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@Dangi2026 @bholination Sirf yahi saal huye kya?

Pehli baar kisine govt ne corrective action liya.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@RCBianever @bholination The story of a liberal, when he/she/it/they/them can't win an argument.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

Re Neet happened, paper did not leak.

First time ever in the history of neet exams, PAPER DID NOT LEAK.

If that is not what a govt should do, I don't understand, what else!

[Urrmi @Urrmi_]

The very least Dharmendra Pradhan owes every student is a sincere apology. He should have addressed the students, or perhaps even resigned, immediately after the paper leak, before the outrage even escalated.

More importantly, the government must take complete accountability and present a clear, time-bound plan of action - not just to address every student affected, but to ensure that no student has to go through this again.

This focus should begin and end with the students - their future, their safety, and their trust.

Instead, it has been drowned out by political grandstanding, slogans, and competing agendas.

And every person/party who saw a student crisis as an opportunity to push an evil anti-national and ideological agenda, inflame tensions, and destabilise the government, instead of fighting solely for the students, needs to be strictly held accountable.

Students should never have become a backdrop for manufactured outrage and dirty politics.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

In all the videos of cjp protests all across the country, did not see a single educated person, or a person with a job, amd hardly any neet students.

#cjp #JantarMantar

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@innocentguyxr Lol, your likes hv come from bots. 😂

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

Criticize kitna bhi kare, vote bjp ko hi jayega, dukh sirf iss baat ka rahega, jitni nalayak congress thi 2014 ke pehle usse kahi zyada nalayak khudki beti nikli... biyatch 😂

[ananya ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @444nanya]

my dad criticised bjp for the first time today. this feels like a personal win dawg like idk how to explain this

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

Indian Muslim with an identity crisis. 😂

[Indian Muslim Archives @Rustum_0]

Odyssey is older than Rama and Ramayana.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@yousafzai865 @KP24 Says a pakistani whose prime minister and army chief keeps begging from every country every month, just to keep their coffers full and the publics pockets empty. 😂

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

This is exactly why madrasas should be banned in Hindustan.

[Raizer @RaizerSays]

>PM Modi brought 25,000 passengers from India to Australia.

>At ₹40,000 per person, the total flight cost was ₹100 crore. ​

>Food and hotel expenses at ₹20,000 per person added up to ₹50 crore. ​

>A total of ₹150 crore was spent on the crowd using taxpayer money.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@Liberal_India1 Looks like someone from his family didn't get the hafta for the construction of this amazing piece of engg.

#chuwillalwaysbechu

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@AJEnglish Zero temples for Hindus and Biddhists in Qatar for 800000 indians living there.

When is Al Jazeera asking the monarch of qatar to build them these temples?

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@BoonyCarlsberg1 @Marwood_PostLib @Gitekimhit Lol, it doesn't. I already mentioned thrice, I have no problem with womens sports, if the amount of money in promoting womens sports goes to disabled sports, people will actually appreciate that more.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@BoonyCarlsberg1 @Marwood_PostLib @Gitekimhit If u dont wish to compare mens sports with women, then why is income generated by mens sports being transfered to promote womens sports?

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

This is exactly what happened when I used hit spray on a cockroach yesterday,

The moves are identical.

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

उज्ज्वल तेरे ठुमके से इंकलाब आएगा

🌈

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@BoonyCarlsberg1 @Marwood_PostLib @Gitekimhit Im sorry but, it'll die a natural death.

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

@BoonyCarlsberg1 @Marwood_PostLib @Gitekimhit Remove the PR around it, it'll fail miserably. Women themselves dont watch women sports and men are put into guilt to watch them. I have no issues with women playing sports, no need to hype it unnecessarily. The day they remove the hype, PR and guilt to watch womens sport...

[Chaplie Charlin @Humor_grok]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Nolans dark knight.

[MemeOfSteel @MemeOfSteel_]

According to you, which is the worst casting choice in Nolan's The Odyssey? 🤔

• Zendaya as Athena
• Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy
• Elliot Page as Sinon