Chase Humphries

28 Tampa/Austin

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

I brought along the 1.7 trillion, 4,000+ page Pelosi-Schumer omnibus spending bill that's being fast-tracked through the Senate. This process stinks. It's an abomination. It's a no good rotten way to run government. We're standing up and saying NO.

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@melatoninnaim No I’m in austin

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@melatoninnaim come, you can stay with me

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

World War 3 is bullish. Either you buy the dip, and the price goes up. Or you buy the dip, and you never see the price go down because you got nuked.

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@milfymaria Day drinking in general is better

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@dougboneparth @dewey_dew23

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

Can we normalize not watching Fox or CNN

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RationalEtienne @TheBabylonBee This is an important distinction

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

Cutting out college students again. One of the many that probably need it. Smh the #StimulusBill is trash

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

$600 × 328 million = $196.8 billion

This bill is for $900 billion.

Guess who's getting that other $700+ billion.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Many of you have pointed out that not all 328M Americans will be getting $600.

That's correct. If you're a college student/dependent or make more than $99k, you're getting $0.

I was intentionally being overly generous with the math to show that you're getting screwed.

Again.

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@nicolettep333 ...you mean fractions?

[Brandon Baker @thedubbleb]

The Jets just voted off Leveon Bell, but Adam Gase is the real imposter
#AmongUs

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@ringer @Tcole_20

[Shelby Kluver WQAD @ShelbyKluver]

me looking up news for the iphone 12 on my iphone 6 😔

[Cheeks @KevinCheeks21]

Shoutout to my FanDuel Coach @Coach_EddieP if you play fantasy sports make sure to follow him!

[Chase Humphries @HumpChase]

@amyffffff I battle with this thought everyday