Dionna Humphrey

Blogger, activist, professional rabble rouser, lover of baseball & cooking. The revolution will now be socialized!

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This is why kids are useless in the apocalypse. Even ones played by 27 year olds. #ZombieTidalWave

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See guys, zombies loooove music. #ZombieTidalWave

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I like how most blood turns brown when it dries, but his is pink. Very fashion forward. #ZombieTidalWave

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I see the problem here, @IanZiering needs a chainsaw. #ZombieTidalWave

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I don’t know why he just got attacked, scientific studies show zombies are lulled into submission by ukulele. #ZombieTidalWave

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I don’t care what you say, the FIRST thing I’m grabbing for when the apocalypse happens is my guitar and tiki torch. #ZombieTidalWave

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Nope. Not a mf zombie in a wheelchair. I hate y’all.😂 #ZombieTidalWave

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@brian_minter Don’t, you will only hate me forever. I hate myself.😂

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@brian_minter I know, I’m only on this account when I live tweet crappy SyFy movies.😂

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I’ve watched a lot of really horrible movies in my day, there’s a good possibility this might be too terrible, even for me. #ZombieTidalWave

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Ok but, why are they blue inside?? #ZombieTidalWave

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Bruh. 😩☠️🧟‍♀️ #ZombieTidalWave

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@brian_minter Shows you how long it’s been, I’m just seeing this too!!

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The only thing that would make this better is if she either gave birth to a shark or The Meg landed on the bar and killed them all. #Sharknado6 #TheLastSharknado

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RIP my brain cells. This is tew much. #Sharknado6 #TheLastSharknado

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Every single version of Gil is trash. #Sharknado6 #TheLastSharknado

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But like, how does shooting at the original Sharknado stop it from happening? #Sharknado6

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@javagirl328 YES.😂

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Guys, I am confident my brain cells will forever be erased after tonight. #Sharknado6 #TheLastSharknado

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Did anyone else notice future April’s crown was basically foil? #TheLastSharknado