HumptyDumpty

Balance is the key to survival

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@JaredKotler Not your best Jared. Jesus.

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@BJJohns1 @terrymeiners @840WHAS Yaaaa!

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@xenn0x Pas gentil ca

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Champagne all tastes the same

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Whoever’s controlling me in this life sim needs to chill. Why am I on expert difficulty? Just drop it to easy mode, I’m begging

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Fuck it. Quitting my job and chasing my dream - creating content on tiktok.
Follow me on tiktok @humptyD #destined

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Lol oh shit that me

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I’m high asf

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Me too

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@UConnReportCard Tweet’s popping off!

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Bar Mitzva didn’t turn me into a man. Repeated trips to Spencers did. Those posters in the back used to slap.

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@LisaBennatan @UconnDr @cheddar 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Where’s the finish line?

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#goodguysfinishlast

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No one is as unselfish as you think.

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Took a solo trip to Punta Cana for some me time. Got in deep with the DR cartel off a mal-entendu. Down bad, send $. DM for details, põr-favoré

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$10k bond? Hell no. Not even paying $600 for that deal. Stick me in the clink and call me Sheryl. How do people afford to pay these bonds??

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wait..

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First guy to comment on this post is gao

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Gay*