Humtpy Dumpty

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

Why is life so hard like my shell that all the king’s horses and all the kings men couldn’t put me back together again

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

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[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

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[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

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[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

Ok I get it never bet against Arron Rodgers #GBvsDAL #stilldontlikehim

[Chad Langdon @revchadlangdon]

Our church sign is kinda fun right now. #clcwichita

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

@janatgiraffe don't you mean you grandpa? #youwouldthedad

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

The best thing of 2016 was that the #buckeyes got beat bad #HappyNewYear

[Travis Geisel @travisgeisel]

#LetsGo #FlyTheW

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

@janatgiraffe what take me with you

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

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[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

@PoisonIsley922 yep I know that as long as we do things Gods way it will go #OverEasy #getit

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

@PoisonIsley922 caught nothing I'm just an egg who has gf problems #fryme #clue #dt #hc #getiy

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

When you just want to go to bed and you get a fucking phone call from the GF to make your day a whole lots better #cartbeforthehorse

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

That time when you make a great Blt but added some stuff to it and then it becomes a great sandwich #BLT #winning #dt

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

Fuck these fireworks there making me paranoid #4thOfJuly #fuckfireworks

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

Sometimes eggs have to get shit faced too .... And this is how I fell off the wall #eggeverywhere

[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

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[Humtpy Dumpty @Humpty_dumpty42]

Setting at home alone wondering if I will fall off the wall and die #life sucks being an egg