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[sam @sam_d_1995]

they really do cover Zohran the exact way that J. Jonah Jameson covers Spiderman

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

“Men used to go to war”

We still do.

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

The prices getting smaller & smaller for each attempted transaction is smoking me

[November @postoctobrist]

this one has a similar place in my head forever

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

my buddy introduced me to a friend of his by saying “this guy has hated jews for longer than anyone I know”

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Noah ˙⋆✮ 📸 @noerhzz]

the jokes write themselves

[Amadou @AhMuhDou]

Invited my friend to his first rave n he got jumped + stabbed

[B @HunchoByron]

@natimenjivar 😙

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

we got a grown MAN. making 12 year old girls bounce they titties with him and nobody thinks it’s weird. But yall finna call me weird for calling it out.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

We all know the elevator scene in THE DEPARTED (2006), but imagine seeing it cold in a packed theater. Leonardo DiCaprio was one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, & then Billy gets shot in the head out of nowhere. The entire audience must’ve lost it.

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

The world realizing that ISIS attacks everyone except Israel:

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

just imagine if they found a video of a muslim saying this shit

[.500 HELL ⚜️ @wedatt24]

LMAOOOO NIGGA GOT FRIED BY GROK

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

If smurfs and minions were real I would incite a race war between them

[S @Satinfaction_]

Finally Jewjitsu

[tim ryan @kingofjanitors]

@shelivedinpeace And Percs were the situation