Hunger Hustle

I'm reading the Hunger Games series for the first time. This is where I write my thoughts and reactions. From the bro who brought you @MuggleHustle.

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CH 15: Katniss comes down off her tracker jacker high and then we all watch "The Rue and Kat Show" on Bravo.

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Now Rue and Katniss are sharing a sleeping bag and gossiping about boys. We should just end the series here.

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THIS WHOLE TIME KATNISS HAS HAD DOPE FUCKING NIGHT VISION GLASSES AND THOUGHT THEY WERE SUNGLASSES SMDH.

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Look, I'm all for being nice to this kid, but sharing my food is where I DRAW THE LINE. Get your own damn turkey leg.

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Rue and Katniss are nursing each other's wounds and it's adorable. They are one playful food fight away from getting a reality show.

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Okay, false alarm. It's just that bad bitch Rue. WHAT UP, RUE?

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OH FUCK KATNISS THERE'S SOMEONE BEHIND YOU. GTFOOOOOO!

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She's got a rabbit and some sort of bird over the fire so she's basically one of those dudes from Duck Dynasty right now.

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You're so full of shit - "It's not my usual clean shot through the eye, but I'll take it." - p240

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Katniss is giving us a status update on her current physical condition and it's kind of bringing me back to Cabo 2009.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU FIGHTING IT, GURL - "Gale and Peeta do not coexist well together in my thoughts." p238

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Admittedly, Peeta's actions have been a little confusing. He's liking Instagrams but not responding to texts and it's all so infuriating.

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Katniss' psychedelic drugs have turned on her. She's tripping balls but not in the groovy way your dad totally denies ever happened.

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THE HUNGER GAMES - CHAPTER 15

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Somehow I'm still hungover from the weekend, but I'll dig deep and find the hustle within.

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WHAT UP, Y'ALL?

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@iiaannrreeeedd It WAS an accident. But you seem like a chill bro tbh. What I'm trying to say is, it's not you. It's me.

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@SarahNeedsALife Totally unforeseeable.

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CH 14: Katniss unleashes wasps on the careers, she gets her bow back, and manages to change her mind about Peeta for the 80th time.

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Katniss is tripping total balls now. Unfortunately she's in the Hunger Games and not in line for Six Flags.